To my closest friends:
When i’m off on a friday night how about having some drinks with me?!
The last 4 weekends all I did was work or sit at home doing nothing! This is the shittiest summer ever so far! I’m sick of the excuses “I have no money”, “I’m not feeling good”, “I’m visiting with the family”, “I’m going out to dinner with my bf/gf”.
OK, those excuses were fine… the first 5 times you used them, each! The one I cant stand the most is the no-money one— you all got full time jobs, have no cars, and your rent is lower than mine and one of you even lives with your parents! WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE MONEY GOING?!!
Oh I know, your little trips and social lives with everyone but me! None of you could even celebrate with me when I graduated from college. ‘My coworker is having a party’ one of you told me.
UMMM, did your fucking coworker graduate from any college recently? NO! so fuck em, cause I was there on all of your special days. Whats the deal? I know this one too, you’re all self-absorbed little shits who cant appreciate a friend! YOU GUYS SUCK! —I need new friends
This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2010.


you do need new friends….
g’luck with that…
man…lot o sad sack bitches with shitty friends. maybe it’s just august…the buskers are coming up maybe you could meet new people/freaks at that^^^
LOOOTHER….umm I mean people are real stick in the muds these days 🙂
Maybe your friends don’t like you and are trying to ditch you as a friend. And possibly, you’re not getting the hint.
Fuck we didn’t realize the world revolved around you. We’ll do better next time.
How far in advance did you ask these people to do something with you? Because from the sounds of it they had pretty firmed up plans, so I’m guessing not too too far in advance, and you can’t expect people to drop their plans to accommodate your schedule. “Hay, I can’t do that thing I promised to do with you because another friend just became free” is a pretty assholish thing to say to someone — I’m sure you wouldn’t want that said to you OP.
As for the no money excuse: fuck you. No one has to justify their financial status to anyone and any friend who feels entitled as you do to have this information needs to go suck it. Even if they’re just selling you a line, OP, it’s none of your business. Maybe they *gasp* don’t actually have the money: maybe they’re saving for something? Or maybe they just don’t want to spend money on going out. It’s expensive to go out.
I’ve been a drifter guy (yes I’ve killed people just to watch them die) basically my whole life so I don’t have alot of friends ; so I’ve always done shit on my own and it can be alright you just have to be really friendly (not creepy or clingy)
It probably just means you, OP, aren’t all that important to them as you wish/think you are. Why don’t you spend an evening self-reflecting on why that may be the case.
i would suggest thay, yes, you find new friends or maybe look at the reasons they don’t want to hang with you. maybe, just maybe, it’s your pleasant personality that you are displaying here, or maybe, they actually don’t have the cash. remember o.p., with higher wages, come higher lifestyles and higher bills to keep said lifestyle up.
“friends” are highly over-rated.
I feel the same way about ‘sanity’
teehee martym… and zZz sanity is highly over-rated… plus if you think you’re right round the twist, it’s just your big brain…stay free of the straight-jacket^^^
I don’t like being confined in a jacket like that… I’d rather have the rubber room me-self.
I tend to spaz…. thus increasing the potential for said jacket….
it’s a vicious circle.
You don’t realize it yet, but your anger is misplaced and that’s from having been there. Wait until you get to the point where all you feel is indifference. It sounds cynical, but when you finally reach that state … it’s actually quite liberating! lol
yea and since I’ve joined this bitch thing I’ve barely killed anybody barely 🙂
lol martym I’m trying to understand what barely killing anyone barely means.
indifference —> slippery slope to trolltown and bugs…only bedbugs and roaches. rooo
it means the fatality rate of innocent bystanders is down significantly 🙂
This is what LTWWB is all about, right there.
I sense that there is another side to this story of fair weather friends, something that the bitcher is holding back.
indifference… what a novel concept.
I’m not how I feel about that… heh.
On the way already…
and Martym, I thought barely killing someone was actually snuffing them and then reviving them at the last second. Ya know, “I killed them, but they’ll survive” kinda deal.
This is an example of one annoying kid from school, work, etc.. That everyone kinda feels like they have to be nice to for some reason (likely out of guilt) , but will do anything in their power to avoid being around.
Get new friends stupid. Your current ones blatantly can’t stand you.
Wonder why that is….
Those are not friends…..find some new ones.
Unfortunately, you must be horrible company or they’d want you to join them. Soooo…. I’m thinking it’s time to be social and find new friends. (as the previous 23 people clearly stated)
FYI : Your “Friends Don’t Like you”.
Get over it.