Feeling good about yourself for taking half the railing on my wheelchair ramp at my cafe?
Tough guy(s) eh, pat yourself on the back with your knuckledragging arms you worthless piece(s) of shit.

Grow the fuck up and grab a clue. Karma fuckface(s), karma —Chef Motherfucker

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  1. Random defacement of private property = huge piss off. Sucks. Hope they’re caught and charged for vandalism.

  2. Yeah, NGF, people think that Karma is some sort of instantaneous thing… I really wish Karma would disappear from the vernacular. People are far too confused about it.

  3. it’s like poker… everyone thinks they do it right… though few rarely do.

  4. i think i will name my next dog karma, then i can use the word freely and without shame and confuse people…karma is a real bitch and it’s gonna bite you in the ass

  5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma

    Hinduism: Karma is not punishment or retribution but simply an extended expression or consequence of natural acts.

    Slightly different from “what goes around comes around” or “an eye for an eye” concept I would say.

  6. Very different, N2H. However – and sadly – people believe and will assert that karma is simply ‘what goes around comes around’.

  7. Thanks for educating the masses, paingirl. I always find the added emphasis on Karma irritating…

  8. Technically speaking, Karma is doled out (for lack of a better term) at the end of your life cycle. It determines to which level you are re-incarnated, and that can be changed on the basis of how the Gods see it as well. So in the end, “what goes around, comes around” is correct to a slight degree. But that concept, in the spirit of Karma, is applied to everything in your life, including your thoughts.

    Most of Western world interprets it incorrectly… It’s a fault of our culture. It’s also a difficult concept to grasp because most Judeo-Christian and Muslim religions are so focused on judgment of sins and pillars that we can’t seem to take an entire life into perspective.

  9. I’m thinking a little Judeo-Christian payback is absolutely in order for these extra-Y chromasome types. Scourge them till they show a little backbone and then nail them to a couple of pieces of wood. Outraged cafe-owner gets to supply the post-prandial vinegar sponge. We’ll make it an annual holiday.

  10. Vandal-Scourgeing Day could become that stat-holiday in mid February that we’ve all been acheing for. Big labor will get behind it because it’s another paid day with no work; the conservatives will love it because of it’s Judeo-Christian aspects and postive social message. Win-Win for everyone.

  11. win win is right…you may have to change the name. for example monday is the dead bitch sassenach holiday or in ontario the may 24 as in case of beer

  12. How do the Scots reconcile themselves to an Elizabeth the 2nd when they never had a first one? Or do they just say “Get tae fook, yon batshit wee anachronism!”

  13. Has he ever read any John Prebble. Terrific historian. He doesn’t spare the sassenachs but he puts a good part of the blame on greedy clan chieftans and the cheviot sheep. And that’s not a K slam.

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