Hey are you guys paing attention to what’s being posted on the Coast personals these days???? HELLOOO???? HARD PORE CORNOGRAPHGY!!!!! PLEASE REMOVE
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Hey are you guys paing attention to what’s being posted on the Coast personals these days???? HELLOOO???? HARD PORE CORNOGRAPHGY!!!!! PLEASE REMOVE
This article appears in Jul 31 – Aug 6, 2008.
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What you are seeing is minor compared to the porn ads in the Montreal and Toronto freebies. Think 4 full pages of mostly naked flesh. And yes, the guys are probably paying attention to the ads, thats why the advertisers keep paying for em.
I agree, OP, no one wants to see naked corn stalks bent over so seductively.
was in toronto.like 15 pages of ads for “massage parlours”.the coast is sorta tame.
I dont know what your are insinuating there Homie. I am an RMT and I am tired of your type casting of massage therapists as whores. Its because of people like you that stereotypes never change.I dont do happy endings. k?
are you serious? if you dont know what the fuck i am talking about, then shut it please.In ontario, they call them “massage parlours” but they really are jack off houses. There is registered therapists of course, but pay attention to the thread this is in. It is about x-rated shit. the ads in papers like the coast isnt for registerd therapists, is for little tight assed chicks that stroke you after the 27 minute mark. I didnt typecast you, so fuck off and please do not insinuate you were typecasted. Google a magazine called NOW and look at the kinda massages they offer. The fact you have no clue what i am talking about is your problem. Do not suggest that i typecasted shit.
are you serious? if you dont know what the fuck i am talking about, then shut it please.In ontario, they call them “massage parlours” but they really are jack off houses. There is registered therapists of course, but pay attention to the thread this is in. It is about x-rated shit. the ads in papers like the coast isnt for registerd therapists, is for little tight assed chicks that stroke you after the 27 minute mark. I didnt typecast you, so fuck off and please do not insinuate you were typecasted. Google a magazine called NOW and look at the kinda massages they offer. The fact you have no clue what i am talking about is your problem. Do not suggest that i typecasted shit.
are you serious? if you dont know what the fuck i am talking about, then shut it please.In ontario, they call them “massage parlours” but they really are jack off houses. There is registered therapists of course, but pay attention to the thread this is in. It is about x-rated shit. the ads in papers like the coast isnt for registerd therapists, is for little tight assed chicks that stroke you after the 27 minute mark. I didnt typecast you, so fuck off and please do not insinuate you were typecasted. Google a magazine called NOW and look at the kinda massages they offer. The fact you have no clue what i am talking about is your problem. Do not suggest that i typecasted shit.
gotta love when people say, “because of you”… i never said shit about anyone’s profession or anything like that.its no wonder this society is so fucked up, people take something reported as fact, and twist it to make it like another slandered them. Please, read correctly or dont read at all.
Its ok I got you the first two times asshole.so fuck off yourself. you have to be the worst one on here. toronto this and toronto that. you think that makes you look important down here? Tell you what. It doesn’t.
the site has a glitch.If you have ever read my post, i dont say shit about toronto for the most part. I never brag about it, because i am not from there. If you people assume that i am and i always correct them. If you bothered to make the connection, there wasnt anything insulting about my original post here, just the fact that the jack off houses call themselves “massage parlours”. Your predetermined opinion of me, led you to think i typecasted you. So please, do not waste my time and suggest shit that wasnt even close to being suggested.
Serious question:Do many RMTs work in places called “massage parlours”? I always think of legitimate massage therapy being offered in, well, Massage Therapy clinics, Chiropractic offices, or Physio clinics, day spas, etc.”Massage parlour” does suggest a “gentleman’s club” type of thing that you wouldn’t tell your female friends you visited…
i even put it in ” ” for her to show that they arent the legit type that would suggest that legit RMTs work at.It seems people want to attack at all costs. Clearly this wasnt an attack on the profession or anything of the sort. Her next post suggesting that i am the worst and from toronto clearly shows that she had no intention of taking my post for what it was intended, and in that post there was nothing that was factuallly incorrect. Some people just love to bitch huh?
Everyone in Canada hates Toronto, it’s the national sport. But it cracks me up that Maritimers get so bent out of shape at the mere mention of the place but then deny that they’re defensive or insecure or whatever.In any case, I do know a couple of RMTs and they do grit their teeth at the “stroke” jokes. Can’t blame them really. But I don’t think this case warranted that, because the post was about “XXX ads”.
Rainbo, for clarity, look at “Adult Personals” in any alternative paper and you’ll see the types of ads to which the post referred…
Pervert
how are you calling anyone a pervert when the ads are smeared all over the place?Man, people confuse me. It isnt like anyone said they went there. All that was alluded to was that the ads exist. Under the rationale that this makes somene a pervert, jammie, op and myself are perverts because we know the ads exist?Nice logic.
Not you Jammie. I meant Homie.
yes, because i know (which jammie and OP know as well) that the ads exist, i am a pervert.Nice logic. Care to explain this?
Ok homie so what do YOU do for a living. Pimp?
what the hell does that have to do with me knowing that ads like this exist? Please show where i suggested that i go to these places, or that i am some how involved with them. I work in the music industry should you care. By the way, the OP, the first post, my post, jammie’s post, all suggest nothing more than the ads for these sorta sex industry related places exist, where do you get off singling me out as a pervert? Please explain this logic.
OK your a musician. Let me know where you are playing tonight, and I will come to your gig. After the show I will come up and tell you it was a great show homie but I really didnt get off. So how about you come backstage and twiddle me for a while.And see how you like it. Knob.
rainbo sounds like they’re either still in or just out of school. Maybe a year or two working in the industry and they won’t take things so personally.
are you serious?I see reading comprehension isnt your forte.1) i never said i was a musician.2) i never said i go to the establishments that label themselves “massage parlours”3) i have never said i have been to one of these places in my entire life.4) i have never said these places should call themselves “massage parlours5) i have never said anything about the legit gripe that actual RMTs have with the rub and tugs.so really, you are just looking to join the masses and hear yourself speak. It is apparent you are just wanting some attention. You are getting it till i have to go. Okay?
Well have fun with this one, I’m outta here for the weekend. I need release!
Hey, Jammie, if you need release, I know a good masseuse you can visit!
Easy buddy, if you come in your pants, do you still pay the full rate?You are getting a little too weird for me….
It doesn’t matter, after a few clinicals RMTs accept that while they’re waiting for their clients to get dressed after their treatment, they could be in that room doing anything, including further soiling the dirty laundry. Seasoned RMTs are used to dealing with erections, come-ons and inappropriate behaviour. Understanding the misconceptions about massage therapy and dealing with them professionally is part of the profession, that’s something you can’t be taught. You either have that level of self-security, or you don’t. If you’re that offended with the idea of people thinking you’re a rub n’ tugger, you need a little more experience, in my opinion. Homie didn’t even insinuate that.