Chow down on a discount, mega-sized, bag of dicks. Nobody likes you, why are you even here? —Third time this year
This article appears in Jul 4-10, 2013.
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Chow down on a discount, mega-sized, bag of dicks. Nobody likes you, why are you even here? —Third time this year
This article appears in Jul 4-10, 2013.
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Third time this year? Dear lord, op. You’re tough as hell!
Where can I get a discount, mega-sized, bag of dicks?
Wal-Mart. In the Dick aisle.
ps. Sorry to hear about the luck OP; hang tough!
*Meaty trundles off to Wal-Mart*
Stay tough, OB. Sending you all the good thoughts!
I send positive vibes your way, OP, this must be so tough for you. Cancer not only sucks hard but needs to be shot thru the fucking head. Your anger is totally understandable.
I got something for ya too, cancer. A karate chop right in the junk, followed by a round-house to the chin, bitch!!!!
Cancer is an unfortunate part of life. All I can say is take care OP anything else would be empty words.
I’d prefer to curb stomp cancer.
Could it be your lifestyle?
OP doesn’t specify that he/she is suffering from it. It could have struck 3 friends/relatives. Happened to us a year ago, all in the space of 3 months . grrrrooooooo.
Touchee Colonel