After manscaping, Please was the pubes off the bar of soap
—Makes me Wanna Hurl

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  1. also, its not proper etiquette to shove a bar of soap up your ass either…use a wash cloth, then put it in the laundry or burn it..standard operating procedure..

  2. Here’s another tip: if you’re a tall man using the washroom at a lady’s home, sit down to pee. She will notice the urine splashes up the wall. = p

  3. That’s a good tip HKM…A great tip would be to get ALL MALE COMPANY to do it when they’re DRINKING…because the spray goes everywhere !

    Where’s the damn hose & mops at ~:(

  4. Haha HKM, love the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” reference!

    I’ve only ever sat down to pee when I was a boy. Standing up to pee is a rite of passage that helps turn us into men.

  5. when men get older…pubes, chesthairs, nose they all look the same…the bigger ones are easier to get out of canines

  6. Good god, “”the bigger ones are easier to get out of ones canines””. Hahahaha!
    What the hell are you doing? Having a chomp on a T-bone…

  7. what about woman having no qualms about leaving their goods around ie: those plunger things for yeast infections; yuck-o-rama

  8. Wow.. and you say that about your BF.. holy crap how is he still with you!
    I’m interested to know what else you dislike about him!
    Why did you bother with him from the start!

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