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To the asshole(s) who broke into my favourite
store last week and stole all their shit and put a wonderful women
and her local business out of business …… Go fuck yourself or selves.

Stealing from a local buisness is one thing…but really? I hope you
know you destroyed a persons life. You took all her shit, including personal family items, clothing that SHE MADE and now she has nothing.

You know she has a family right? Do you even give shit? Probably not….

There’s a very special place in Hell for you that even Dante couldn’t dream up. Have fun, you deserve it. —No more Pasties for my Tits

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  1. It’s a safe bet that criminals don’t spare a moment of thought on the consequences of their actions, or the effects on their target. Not even when their mouthpiece coaches them to give a phony statement of contrition at the sentencing hearing.
    Scum of the Earth.

  2. this is a waste of breath. do people really believe something like this has any impact at all on the thieves? or is it just a release of frustration and anger. “like seriously”

  3. CONNOLY STREET?

    Was the business located on Connolly Street? That would explain everything.

    (Avatar #80: “And Now That You’re In Halifax”)

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  4. My understanding is the business had planned to move to Dartmouth and she will remain open despite the loss of inventory. A setback for sure but certainly not out of business. Unless the news item was incorrect.

  5. Oh, so now we have a poorly executed ‘bag of money’ with TWO lines through the ‘S’ just so that we know it was a lot of money. You could have, at least, put some wings on the bag, denoting that it’s flying away. Honest to fuck, it’s like whoever is putting up these shitty graphics thinks we need a pointless image to reinforce our understanding of the bitch. Please get some decent artwork done by someone who has a fucking clue.

  6. Actually, MM, there’s only a half a business on Connolly Street – part of Fries and Company on the corner of Connolly and Chebucto, Halifax’s answer to British fish ‘n chips.

  7. Fonebone, give it up already. The coast ain’t hiring ya to draw cartoons. They don’t pay shit, it’s a free rag, so what do you expect, picasso-like renderings with some actual wit? I wish I had a job where I could sit around all day doodling and dreaming up punny taglines too; but those jobs don’t pay – so deal.

    It sucks the shop owner got robbed, but I think I read in the paper that she was insured. There is a silver lining there. She had the merchandise covered and will probably receive more money than had she sold the items herself over time. Stealing is a shitty thing, of course though she should take it as a compliment that someone likes her designs enough to plan a heist of her entire inventory. I’m sure these one-of-a-kind duds will turn up somewhere and an arrest will be made. She should put up photos of the outfits on social media; it seems to help catch a lot of criminals these days. Another silver lining is that the theft put her business on the map. She got some press, and the usual out-pouring of support from good samaritans, so I’m sure her business will thrive.

  8. Now why would I do that, no_fool? I’m happily retired and it kicks ass to be freed from the clutches of advanced Photoshop. This board has existed for years without shitty clip art so why start now?

  9. Saw this story on the news. The owners husband heard the stores security alarm sound off twice but when he checked supposedly everything was fine…Sounded like an inside job to me.

  10. What she said… ^^^^^

    and ya, insured so…. meh.
    Sun will continue to shine and her biz will still sell stuff.

  11. thieves sometimes set off the alarm once, while hiding around the corner, to see if anyone will be attending and how long it takes them. owner attends, sees nothing and believes its a false alarm. then when the thieves trip it again when they really enter, the owner thinks ‘stupid alarm’ and goes back to sleep. I doubt it was an inside job. if it was, they would have simply turned off the darn thing and owner would have thought he/she forgot to set it the night before. or they would have disabled it in a way I will not go into here.

  12. HALF A BUSINESS?

    RSVP

    : TT Fonebone (11:17AM)

    Only half a business on Connolly Street? Is this conceptually coherent? Where did the other half of Fries and Company go?

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  13. The kitchen and counter is on the Connolly Street side, the eating area on the Chebucto side of the building. Below what was formerly known as ‘Laheyville’, MM.

  14. No fool, your punctuation is lousy, as always. Your post should read as follows…

    “I’ve got a job: dick breath.”

  15. What do you expect, hoyst, from someone who states the poor girl robbed of most of her inventory should take it as a ‘compliment’?

  16. No more Pasties for my Tits?

    Questionable merchandise.

    The culprit is most likely a stripper. Did they check Ralph’s?

  17. Change is crackin’ good when it’s useful, now_drool. In the case of this clip art, it isn’t. Contrary to your bleatings, I love to ‘hang 10’ off the wave of change, simple pimple.

  18. Thou doth protesteth too much, fonebone. Admit your life is devoid of change, like a stagnant old fart stuck sideways. Do not fear the winds of change.

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