When I’m slowing down on a 50 km road to turn into my fucking driveway, I don’t expect the idiot in the car behind me to throw up their hands in frustration and start screaming at me. I swear to God if you ever do this to me again, I will not only chase you down but I will shove your goddamn flailing arms up your sorry ass and pull them out through your big fucking yap.
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2008.
I saw a chick with a bumper sticker that read: ” If you’re going to ride my ass, at least have the decency to pull my hair”…I got a good chuckle. People are too impatient these days period. Especially when driving and getting their coffee.