So I’ve seen a lot of the people here for the Atlantic Film Festival, I’ve been an extra on films, and taken part on an ad aired in the Atlantic provinces.. I’ve met actors at my bar…. man/woman… why are they so small? I’ve realized Hollywood and Canwood are nothing but a universe of little people who are all trim and so darn attractive, hired by their little attractive business managers and talent managers.. makes a normal size gal feel inadequate and ugly..
And now… I realize after recalling my voyages, my travels across Canada notably. Nova Scotia men are small.. actually I’m being nice.. short. S H O R T … short. So I’m truly suprised Nova Scotia hasn’t harvested more talent… come to think.
Come on fellas… make me proud
This article appears in Sep 18-24, 2008.
Jesus is that all it takes to be an actor, being small / S H O R T / short. Listen, if I can be guaranteed the gobs of cash ” actors ” like Nicole Kidman and Tom the scientologist nut job Cruise make for the drivel that they produce, you can cut my legs off now, cauterize the incision with a hot poker and I’ll go break what’s left or either leg. Exit stage right.