If all the regular posters got together at, say, the Triangle for a brew, what do you think they would look like?
— Just Askin’
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
Here’s One For All You Regulars
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I’m thinkin’ Kay would be a short, fat bald man.
Think George Costanza.
I’m thinking overweight. whinny, introverted people who can’t deal up front with anything.
Actually, I’d be Costanza. Hey uh, JK, whinny? You mean we would talk like a horse?
I’m a younger version of Dawn French
I’m seeing Kay as more like one metre tall, scaly green skin, (yes… and warts too!!), pointy head, one eye, and thats on a good day…
Now the rest of you fuckers probably all look a lot more like Costanza than your willing to admit,..
except for Qwerty, who is without a doubt absolutley gorgeous…
Naw, I look like Mr. Ed with glasses. For some reason, Floyd, I keep thinking you have a mustache and work in a barber shop.
idk, but sounds like a plan. I’d like to pick all of you’re brains, it would be quite an interesting conversation.
Just sayin’, I’d look like E. Page. It haunts me daily.
I look like Captain Wonderful :P. Really, I’m just an average Haligonian “fucker” using Floyd’s flowery description, nothing more, nothing less.
The males would all be scruffy, pimply-faced types with various sorts of scraggly facial hair and a distinct lack of hygiene. The females would all be hoping the doorman would check their ID and cursing the fact that he didn’t ask. None in either group would be over the age of 25, and none would have any viable means of making a living. Backpacks and ill-fitting clothes would be in abundance. The regulars at the Triangle would ask that the group all be confined to their own special section.
I would look exactly like my avatar and be surreptitiously checking out all of the bunch for illegal controlled substances.
Do I count as a regular? Someone guess what I look like :P.
PS. Keith do you read fmylife.com ? The doorman comment made me think of a post on that site.
Were we all to go, I still don’t think we could pick each other out. Even if we all knew we were there, I doubt we could identify each others logins simply by look.
Not to mention the rioting that would inevitably ensue.
That would surely be the bitchiest pub in town.
We’d be identifiable by our scowls and bad attitudes, apparently.
I love Dawn French!
I am thinking I would look like me.
It would be a crap shoot at best, trying to figure out who was who. Might be better off with some sort of Festuv Us contest, You know, the pole in the middle of the room, how we disappointed one another over the last year, feats of strength, airing of grievances. Now that would be cathartic and fun at the same time.Id pay money to sit at that table.
Everyday average white guy. 30-40. slim.
I think all of you would recognize me even though I’ve never even eluded to my appearance on this board except that I give free advice on how to keep a nice tight ass, how not sell it to dirty-old men and how to drive stick. Oh, and I guess I’ve made it pretty plain, it’s ALL girl.
Haha, this would be hilarious, especially for the first few people, who would walk in and be looking for someone that they could identify as another bitcher, but they’d really have no idea who they would be looking for. So you’d be able to recognise another bitcher simply by the awkward confused looks on all our faces, and the fact that we’d be standing by ourselves, hoping someone else asks if we’re who they think we are.
I think you would all look beautiful. Then again …. I’d be stinking drunk!
Soo is no body game for this drink downtown??
Or is it that none of you can bare you be more then 10ft from the computer. ???
i still want to be the garden gnome, they travel alot. I think we should all wear sayings (on a t-shirt) that we posted and eveyone else has to figure out who you are. we know you post but which poster are you
I’m game, misery loves company.
I,am also game. Bring on the crochety Bitching posters. I love a good chin wag.
I’d put on my new toupee for the occasion. And get my wonky eye fixed.
Kay I didn’t know you were an expert on tight ass… Maybe I’ve misjudged you all this time.
Well, if y’all are really concerned about not being able to recognize anyone you COULD just put a big “hello my name is…” tag on and write your screen name on it 🙂
The great thing about being in my mid-fifties is that I’m invisible. I knew it would come in useful one day.
TTFN I swear to dog, I would recognize your aura anywhere… Invisible? Not a chance girl…
I’ll just bring my guinea pig. He’s hypo-allergenic even though he’s a longhair.
Is Dr. Fever’s guinea pig’s name Dr. Fever?
It’s kinda crazy but I think it would be so much fun to do this! Only I don’t live in Halifax right now so I can’t…which might be why I want to do it so badly; I miss my old Halifax social life! I’m one of those posters who’s social life DOES (now) suck! Something about moving to a foreign country..you just can’t help making friends with other foreigners (not because I don’t like the locals- but because of the common experience of beginning anew, etc) and work collegue friends. Bad idea, because one by one, all my foreign friends have gone back to their native countries, and even if I didn’t quit my job to have my baby last summer, there’s no office left anyway thanks to the failing economy here- everyone’s gone…scattered like leaves…on the non-existent trees! Did I mention, I also miss trees
Well anyhoo….
Nope, the little thing’s name is called Squeakus. Wanted to go with a Roman/normal pet name.
Aww, our pigs should have playdates.
PS: I hear ya Scooby.