high fives to the guy who helped me carry my large armful of groceries to the check-out tonight. and bonus high fives for trying to retrieve my avocado, who succeeded in escaping my clutches, and rolled under a shelf.

—emma

This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2009.

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  3. I hate when you go in to grab one thing, decide not to get a cart, and end up getting 12 things. You come up to the register doing this stupid balancing act, and everyone gives you this look like “hey, why didn’t you get a cart? Moron”

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