To the man last Friday who stole my bag from my charity both containing my lunch… the apple was organic! —Gravenstein
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To the man last Friday who stole my bag from my charity both containing my lunch… the apple was organic! —Gravenstein
This article appears in Sep 29 – Oct 5, 2011.
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“The apple was organic” What the fuck does that mean? Is the thief going to die choking on a big cloud of smug?
I though marijuana WASN’T supposed to kill brain cells. You hippies seem to be doing your damndest to validate Reefer Madness, and even I know that’s wrong.
Dear Adam, do not touch that fucking apple, it is organic.
The apple of your eye,
Eve
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cloud of smug
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I had the same reaction.
OB- why the schitt do you feel the need to button your Bitch with “Organic!”?
It’s a fucking apple. Pull a quarter out of your ditty bang, go to Sobeys, buy another.
OB was just doing the responsible thing and warning the perp that the apple was organic and if they ate it, they would get the shits;
aka the trots,
aka the flying axe handles,
aka they’d be doin’ the Green-Apple Quick Step,
Mmmmmmm….roughage
Do ya really think he or she gives a fuck that their free lunch is organic or not. Next time mark the apple so they can give it to a bum on SGR.
should have chosen a non-organic apple and save yourself a lunch….
they don’t take shit from no-one.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ…
Nyet Konstabel Timofeyevich. Giving an organic apple to an SGR bum will result in an Operation: Shadowproject operative dropping a dook in some doorway on Barrington.
Halifax’s own version of the Buterfly Theory.
You bitch that someone stole your organic apple? You should be complaining about the absurd price you paid for it.
lol I’m dyin over here
That would piss me off.
1. having my lunch stolen and
2. taking the time to buy organic for ones self. Organic is expensive and it is OP choice.
To one it may not be a big deal but it was to the OP especially when you make a conscience decision to eat a certian way and have some asshat come and take it.
Maybe the perp who ate the apple was the same person who smelled like shit because they didn’t clean their organic ass apple last week……..just sayin’
Wow. Way to ‘subtly’ cram not one but two self-aggrandizing ‘Look at me!’ statements into a mere sentence. That takes pretension. Bravo.
“Look, I know the food’s a little different here but it’s actually good… and good for you. We don’t serve it with any grease or fat…”
“If we pay extra, can we maybe get a little grease or fat?”
“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
HaHa
YEAH, I PUKED FOR AN HOUR, NOTTTTTTT.
Next time slip a razor blade or two in your apple.
You’ll know to remove it before you snack…if it again gets stolen, hopefully they won’t notice ~;)
Unless the fucking apple could tap dance, get over it.
Reminds me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dceB3SKBw9w
Love dat mooovie zzzzzzzzzzz
it’ll be hilarious for eternity…
http://www.mattfind.com/12345673215-3-2-3_…
well and plus if you worked at a charity booth, did it not occur to you that maybe some hungry unfortunate in need of charity took it?
Talk about hypocrisy…