Hey you guys know that trick where you take a 20 dollar bill and hold it above some dudes hand and tell him if he catches it he can have it? Like you hold it just inches away from his hand, and he has his thumb and pointer finger in a pincer style where he is supposed to snag the 20 as it passes through his fingers?
That trick?
Anyways I just want to give you bitches a heads up because if you ever try that stupid trick on me you will be 20 bucks farther away from becoming a millionaire.
—Faster than you.
This article appears in Apr 2-8, 2009.
most pointless post ever?
What’s next? Rock, paper, scissors?
Heads or Tails?
One potato, two potato…
I once saw a radio have sex with a penguin.
was it giving radio-head?
ba dump bump.
OP, nice reflexes… now I bet you $20 you can’t toot your own horn with your asshole instead of your keyboard.