On the weekend I went out to a certain bar and I got hit on by this guy. He saw me and I will admit he was kind of cute. He was older and I thought he was mature especially with the way he was dressed.
He told me he was a teacher. Then he grabbed a hold of me and asked if he could go home with me. I had no words, then was telling me dirty things and then the next thing we are by a table and I am sitting on a bar stool and he took his penis out. I mean in public, with people around. It was so embarrassing. I told him over and over to put it back inside his pants. Then someone came over and he put it back in. He continued to hit on me and since I was rejecting him he then punched me. Seriously. I almost fell over the stool. It didn’t hurt. It does hurt though that someone would do that to me. I can’t believe it. I don’t need that. Then I felt bad and I don’t know why. It was not a good night after that.
I really hope he reads this. Sort of payback.
What is wrong with you! Why do men do this? Is it just me?
I am really really nice and I can’t believe the way we get treated. —Definitely Anonymous
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.
Is it wrong I laughed my ass off while reading this?
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p.s. OB:
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Well, I think this is one of the most entertaining bitches I’ve read in a long time. no pun intended.
I love the way that OB played around with errors and omitions so that we aren’t clear whether she led the guy on or he just kept harassing her.
either way, ‘swinging the schlong’ in public is not cool.
it’s ok… they caught the guy.
I don’t see why he’s flashin’ his shit like it’s the ‘schlong of schlongs’ …
that wouldn’t work on anyone but a prostitute.
wait… was this at Seadogs????
SEBASTIAN????
Why didn;t you have a bouncer toss his ass out, unless you were having a good laugh at this lush seems strange.
o.p., what do you expect?you were in a bar, where booze ids drank. now the dude punching you is just uncool, but again, what do you expect from these dives. you should have hooked up with moi, then you would have no need to go bar hopping. better luck next time, you will certainly need it.
A guy did something like this to me once. And by “something like this” i mean a flasher at the train station. Suavity is the key. I looked him in the eye, then looked him in the other “eye” and said “Meh.. i’ve seen bigger” and strolled off into the sunset.
Fuck Off LS, you’re the classic example of douchebag/pervert these girls have to worry about.
hey b.n., up yours all the way too bud. i call them as i read them. maybe you should do that too. and douche, i’m not a perv. sex starved martain maybe.
Problem is you call everything the way you see it, no matter how irrelevent, inane, perverse or just plain stupid it is. Martain is that like a plantain?
it is rather seinfeldish but let me get this right. he took his dick out and punched you? then you felt bad? you have major issues, if this is even true
aha, i reread the bitch. i understand
OB…when he pulled his dick out …IT WAS TIME TO GO !
But when he hit you, that was time to ask for help.
I have to ask… didn’t anyone else see him hit you ?
But it wouldn’t have come to that if you had left when he decided to become (IMO) very creepy !
if this IS real…. tres bizarre.
We usually wait for the bedroom to humiliate ourselves…
still… to be honest… if your best trait is your jimmy johnson…
I truly feel bad for you cause this isn’t animal planet.
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Then he grabbed a hold of me and asked if he could go home with me. I had no words
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Use your words, honey. Here’s some for you. Write them on the back of your hand next time before you go clubbing. “No you fucking can’t go home with me! Get the fuck away!”
and you “told him over and over again to put it back inside his pants.” RLY? Over and over? Clearly, he didn’t think you meant it.
Honey, you need some protection the next time you are out drinking. Like a body guard. Or at least a girlfriend who’ll have your back. Make some pre-arranged signals; the ‘loser dance’ is a good one (while you’re dancing, make a giant L with your arms, like it’s part of the dance–see who comes dancing over to help–)
I hate to blame the victim, but if you don’t smarten up and have some sort of sense of self-preservation, you will be raped. Nightclubs and bars are full of losers who are trolling for gals such as you.
i don’t think the ob is a gal, xeno. doesn’t change my opinion
Men should be allowed to expose themselves… women sure as hell do.
Is OP a boy or girl? Either way stop blaming yourself and realize this is assault. If some guy I just met put his hands on me any way that makes me uncomfortable then I’m going to get out of the situation quick! And if he follows he’ll be fuckin sorry. Grow a set OP and don’t ever allow someone to treat you this way and get a way with it.
This is so wrong, on so many levels. Yet it made me LMAO. Good OP!
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out…
Now payback would have been to get his ass (and penis) arrested and watch him being led out in cuffs.
BTW there are plenty of women out there with short skirts on, going commando who like to sit with their legs spread a bit. God I luvs them. LOL.
OB. If you really didn’t like it, why the fuck did you stay near him?
You should have screamed “perv”, and got security to call the cops.
– Or –
Were you giggling “Oh, put it away, put it away”, while peeking through your fingers?
You would have done the other women in the bar a better service if you had pointed and started laughing hysterically at his pathetic dong.
I think OP was really into this guy prior to airing out the schlong. The guy asks if he can go home with her/him, talks dirty and OP is still there. He escalates to the exposure and OP tells him to put it away, repeatedly. The deal-breaker seems to be the punch in the head. Wow.
Took a while to realize that this person was a loser, OP.
I can’t decide whether OP is a woman or a man. A gay or bi man would seem to be more understandable given the tolerance of perv’s behavior but “Why do men do this?” sounds like a lady.
Valid Bitch OP!! Sometimes you are frozen in those situations, and even though it seems obvious later, it’s hard to act on the spot. I recommend going with buds next time, and if anything like that EVER happens, call security, or ” HELP!” at the top of your lungs and see how brave buddy is when all of a sudden confronted by a crowd. Throw something at him, I can’t believe he hit you!!Actually this whole bitch was shocking and disturbing!!:0 Did anyone else see this? That is so fucked that he is a teacher too!! :0 Sorry OP:s Hope all is better and jackass gets his nuts caught!!
op ..sorry but you’re a weird-ass..jus say’n
you know what, after reading this several times, i call fake bitch. reason for that, is that i have just scanned every news paper and news show, on the net. nowhere is there a slightest metion of said occurance.
if this was real, then o.p., shoild have called cops, a.s.a.p.? so there you have it, fake or fact. prove me wrong o.p.? and bon, your place or mine.
kombacha…
so you’re saying after reading all that….
that you still take stock in his ‘here-say’ occupation?
after something like that, I’d doubt he even used his real name…
Drunk boys will do stupid things, guys.
I once had a very intoxicated drunk boy get it in his head that the reason I wouldn’t go home with him is because I was on my period (not sure where he got that idea because I wasn’t — I just said I wouldn’t go home with him because I don’t tend to go home with and/or fuck strange drunk boys I meet randomly in bars) and kept going on that even though he’s ‘never done it before’ he’d still totally fuck me while I was on my period.
I dunno what’s worse — sloppy drunk boys or sloppy drunk girls.
I agree with paingirl, it doesn’t matter whether it was a male or female, he flashed & hit.
What he did was wrong . IMO flashing him was crude & juvenile, but hitting him was a criminal act. We have rules/laws some are lame…an assault is not lame, its wrong period.
I find it disturbing that this person is a teacher, particularly if he is around children.
“Why do men do this?” OP, I don’t think your post is an apt description of most men. I personally believe that 99.99% of men would never stoop to this level.
… while sober.
This is questionable. A bouncer would have noticed. If it was a bar without bouncers then a bartender would have reacted in one’s place. Why didn’t this bitcher seek help from staff at the first sign of trouble? We watch the “floor”. We’re sober, you’re not. We’re here to serve as much as protect . Stool? Most stools are at the actual bar as in “tender”. This would not have gotten past me or my bouncers. Fake or fucked? No punch goes unnoticed and a loose penis is def getting noticed. And you’re “really really nice”? BUT nice girls and boys don’t go out drinking. Fuck off. Idiot.
Sounds like a rough night at that stripper bar in Dartmouth. OB, if you don’t want the dick, don’t tease the dude.
If you didnot call the police and have charges laid then you colluded with his behaviour.
I wonder what other women will now have to deal with this disturbed male in a city of too many because you didnot have him held accountable for his behaviour?…
Thanks….