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Floating eyesore, trashy, cheap bar on the water, call it whatever you want, those fucking “Harbour Cruises” have got to go. Once upon a time, some corporate fathead got the idea to offer harbour cruises for twenty bucks. What the public doesn’t realize is that these are just trashy floating bars with overpriced drinks and cover charges. We can’t sit under the beautiful trellises anymore without these glorified diesel barges filled with screaming drunks passing by several times, blaring horrible music and stinking up the air. It’s a complete assault on the senses. When the fuck is the consumer public going to wake up and see this for what it really is??? —I wish you’d just sink
This article appears in Aug 27 – Sep 2, 2015.
Winter’s a – coming!
Now that you mention it, all that fun I’ve had on these cruises was really wasn’t fun at all. It must have been all the fun I was having that blinded me to this fact. I’ll be sure to watch out for fun in the future so I can be an awoken consumer like yourself.
OP, try going on one of those booze cruises yourself. It might help you to be less of a tight arse.
I have to admit I used to despise the Harbour Hoppers – chugging around with their “tour guide” chattering away – until I went on one with some visitors – and had a total hoot. It’s fun being perched up so high and a bit of a freak out when you drive into the water.
So, yeah, lighten up!
Nothing sweeter than a harbour cruise after a puff of ganja and the hoisting of a couple of good beer.
Okay, Buzz Killington, we will now be shutting down the city and rolling up the sidewalks at 7:00pm every night, cause we wouldn’t want those “corporate fatcats” to interrupt the delicate balance of your mundane existence.
There is a whore in every port. More than seamen come ashore in these parts.
I love when they come ashore…
Well thank God that Mob Wives is back on! The RHOs are mostly over. If it wasn’t for them and this board, I might as well as back up there.
Yes, they do play horrible music.