You sold me some new shoes, two pair actually, and now a week has passed and I am still thinking of you. You were so cute and smelled so good I had never enjoyed shopping more.
One day I will be bolder and return to ask you out but for now just know that thinking of you makes me smile. —Happy feet
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.


every relationship journey begins with a single step.
*groan* hey but they smelled good zZz
yeah, there must really be something to this smell thing….
It’s coming up more often than ever.
I need to work on some potion that makes the user secrete pheromones that are perceived as ‘consuming chocolate’ in the female brain. Any chemists/biologists out there willing to help me?!?!?
I’d really rather not poison myself trying to figure out the secret…
I may… I’d just ‘rather’ not.
Would anyone find this a bit weird, seriously, if someone you just sold shoes to comes back two weeks later to ask you out? Last time I bought shoes there was a babe in there helping me out, maybe I should give it a shot.
Fuck I hate dating. I don’t want relationship, I don’t want to know your name, I don’t want to meet your mom, I don’t want to talk to you, I just want… BANG BANG BANG!