I can’t believe how mean and inconsiderate you are. You couldn’t even be bothered to get a cake. It was his first birthday for god sakes! You wonder why he is always acting so bad, this kind of treatment is why. You should be ashamed of yourself, most cats only get 15 birthdays. —Think Of Others Once In Awhile
This article appears in Jan 6-12, 2011.
And if only this poor moggie’s owners had been nicer to him he wouldn’t have tried to annex the Sudetenland.
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This has to be a joke…a cake for a cat lol. Now Ive heard it all …
For real? a cat? Give your fucken head a shake OP.
Can you kick yourself in the head? If so, proceed to do just that until you’re unconscious. You are a twit.
That Bastard.
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Yeah….please kick yourself in the head like TTFN suggests…and please use condoms religiously.
Not to be a PC Buzzkill, Hugo, but shouldn’t that first cake be re-edited to something like – Happy Sweet 16, SLAVE? >; )
It’s a wonder that trolls are ever hungry with how much people on this site feed them.
195 posted this before. get yourself some boxes op
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I hope this is a joke. Otherwise, I’m afraid the end is near.
If you really meant it, OP, here’s the news: You’re a nut job. Also, I’m assuming this bitch is addressed to your significant other. A very loud alarm should be going off in his head right now and his best course of action is to change his name and relocate to a different time zone.
uh, the cat’s already 5… and I think a cake every 73 days is a little much.
unless you really like cake I guess.
I noted that too, Ivan = )
Imagine calling that cat in at night.
Oh, poor kitty would be so confuuuused if you started calling him “here, slave-y, slave-y, slave-y! get inside here you crazy furball!”
that’s it ..I’m contacting the SPCA or peta or something over this heinous pet crime 🙂
Shit, I’m way overdue on birthday cakes for my cat.
My daughter wanted to name our cat Romeo. There was no way I was yelling Romeo, Romeo out my front door, so I made her choose another name. I can’t imagine yelling Negar out the front door–especially in my neighbourhood = p
As if that isn’t bad enough, testifying before the Candian Human Rights Tribunal will really put the zap on his tiny, walnut sized brain.
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cats don’t usually come when you call their name anyways…
you may as well shout out ‘fish murderer’.
now shaking treat bags… that’s an effective method to get a cat running.
Funny, pg = )
So was the photo of Kitler, Ivan = )
OK…I take back my comment after reading zZz comment…a cake every 73 days sounds good to me. Fat Shit cat’s getting one tonight for sure. (and yes that’s his name – minus the shit when the little man is around)
Mmm…. cake.
I think you hit this list several times, RC = D
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LOL – I kinda like Pussalini though.
I wondered how Speedbump got his name.
I like that zZz made the list…lol. His original name by his original owner (aka my brothers ex gf who just abandoned the cat 10 years ago) named it Oliver… at that time he looked like a kitten but it was 2 years old. Then we must have fed it too much cause he grew to be a really fat cat….so we started calling him Fat Cat. then my bro abandoned it. I felt bad and picked it up. I’m not a cat fan…so I added the shit part. This cats going to live forever!!!
If this person is bitching about the father of the child then perhaps they should have used birth control or a condom because i’m thinking this asshole was an asshole before a life was created
Mine is totally a creepy little old man in a cat suit. But he’s stuck with the name Diamond.
I’m not sure which bitch hurts my head more, this one or the one about tucking in your shirt and not driving in the snow…
I dunno – the rambling psychotic one about going to court is ache inducing as well…
Diamond…I just cracked up on that one Ralmn..xo
Yep, he’s a real gem alright ;p.
9 years later, he waaaay outlived my marriage and the other diamond. 🙂 So he mainly goes by D-man, I think it makes him feel more masculine.
My stepson, who was 5 at the time, named him because he had a diamond shaped white splotch on his back. Out of the litter, he and I connected so I kept him and I hope I get at least another 9 years with him. He’s a big sook and kind of psycho, so we get along really well 😀
lol. I have a friend and her 5 year old named his cat after a boy in his class (first and last name) – we made fun for a long time that when he gets to Jr High or High school he’ll get picked on if the other kid finds out. He’s 10 now…so time will tell.
Steve French?
Napoleon Dynamite?
o.p., if you are talking about getting a fucking cake for a cat’s birthday, you are fucking daft. only montrealman could be that fucking crazy. get a fucking life. if it was for a kid, then you have a real right to bitch, i would too.
Of course you could call it Stains.
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As many here know….I’m a professed cat disliker, although to be honest, if its cooked in a nice sauce, I’ll eat it ! But getting a cake for your cat ?!?!? this is a joke right ?
But more to the point getting mad because someone didn’t get a cake for a cat…that’s messed up.
i am starting to have this funny feeling that this is not about a cat
Oops, didn’t read the cake until after I posted, no intention to offend.
There was a court case where a red-neck named his dog N*****, his neighbour took him to court. The owner clamed he was just calling his dog, but it turned out that would stand on the front porch yelling “here ni****, here ni****”, even though the dog was right beside him. The black neighbour won, and in the judgement the Magistrate asked the dog owner how he would like it if his neighbour got a dog and named it Asshole.
RAF 617 Squadron Leader Guy Gibson had a Black Lab, named “the N word” and he features prominently in the book and film “The Dam Busters”. I wonder if the networks bleep the word when they air the film these days?
Ivan, the scene where the dogs death was reported to the CO, was also in “The Wall”. But I really don’t remember it from when I saw the movie, I was a kid, maybe I saw a cleaned up version.
Oh that’s right Hugo – the dog was struck by a car the day of the mission. And his name was used as the code word to signify that the Mohne dam had been breached. Years since I’ve seen it. I think Agatha Christie’s novel “And Then There Were None” was first published as “10 Little N-Words”
Speaking of assholes and birthdays, I want to thank the OP troll for the heads-up early today–it’s not that I forgot it was my Mom’s birthday, it was that I forgot today was the 10th = p
Today is my Papa’s b-day too! I remembered to call like a good daughter 😀
the bear’s bd is friday. happy day of birth to all you sea goats
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wait lol lol a cake for a cat. This shiz can’t be serious fo’ this sh*t is bananas, b.a.n.a.n.a.s
way to sum it up, Donk. 😀
The Faith Tones…. well, if I’m not going to be used by Jesus – FFS, please let me have hair like theirs! (sorry, slight overlap onto another post, but the av is haaawt!)
All cats have birthdays, but not all cats deserve cake.
Bad cat. Bad, bad cat.
Stop throwing shitty kitty litter all over the place and you might get some cake on your next birthday.
Oh . . . and stop staring at me from across the room. I’m not afraid of you or your buddies.
ps the dog is on my side in this, the poor fool.
“Happy Birthday you Asshole”
… that’s no way to talk to your kitty.
zZz should not be on that list, damn it.
It’s a fine name, I tells ya.
Newsflash… Cats are not big on cake.. now a small can of tuna, that’s a different story.
really?
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