I hope you have a wonderful birthday weekend. I love you so much even though you drive me totally nuts! You’re the best. —Poop

This article appears in Oct 7-13, 2010.

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  1. Ok seriously, if I was to imagine what a friend of mine would write as a birthday greeting to me,3/4 of this are freakishly accurate. Is it possible that someone else in the world had a birthday the same weekend as me who hates the phrase “you’re the best”, and who also has a dear friend who is obsessed with their own poop? To the point of signing off notes with it?

    It seems highly improbable, but this post proves that it is the case. I hope your friend had a great bday! And what a great place to wish them well!

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