With the holiday season approaching I am seeing the usual drives for donations. Be it cash, food or household items to donate. We all live in the same country with the same expenses. I work hard for a living like everyone else in the working world. I do not give change to anyone, or smokes even if I have a full pack in view and just lit one. I’m sick and tired of handouts every where I turn. Now with the holiday season here I have to say “no” every where I go. If your monthly handout doesn’t cover your expenses get a job, or change your spending habits. I pay as much in taxes a year as a single mother on the system pulls in on welfare. Now I should give food and money to these poor less fortunate souls because its Christmas. Give me a break. You want to move up in the world, work for it! I grew up on the system and put myself through school. Anyone can do that, I’m not special. What I did see growing up in that situation was empty cupboards and a disconnected phone every couple months. What I didn’t see was these wonderful parents running out of smokes, weed and booze. Seriously people, wake the fuck up. You work for what you have and if you give it away it promotes and encourages more to take on the same “poor me” attitude. Even if you donate to a foodbank your just enabling that cheque casher to spend the only money they have on the very things it is not intended for. There are enablers in the world of addictions that are criminals, and there are enablers in the world of handouts. You’re not helping, you’re encouraging the same lazy self-entitled attitude to the next generation. Really, do the people who donate actually think that they’re helping a family? You’re supporting them and ensuring the next generation picks up the same self-entitled attitude. I don’t give a can, box or penny for these people. I pay my taxes every year, and I go to sleep at night knowing I’ve already given more then enough to a situation that will never improve. —The Blue Collared Worker

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  1. All my donations go towards medical aid in war torn countries. None is spent in Canada, our money is worth more elsewhere.

  2. Depeche, I’m pretty sure it affects the OB. It affects them, it affects me and everyone else that pays taxes. The less people on the system and the less people looking for hand outs may lower our taxes. That may be a pipe dream of sorts. I’m ok with that because NS does have a very high number of people on the system and a tax system that reflects that sad fact. I’m with the OB. GV, its nothing to do with being cheap. You’ve made comments about the pan handlers on Spring Garden in the past. Now please go give them all a $5 bill, where do you think they will spend it? Not on groceries or a power bill, no the OB and hopefully the rest of us have those expenses. I see the point here, there will be others that don’t. No one is poor in Canada, there are people that can’t seem to ever learn the lesson of live within your means. If your on the system, that system is designed for your costs of life. If you still come up short thats not my responsibility. I have already contributed to society by working fulltime and paying a high tax bracket.

  3. i will eat my socks if depeche mel wasn’t being sarcastic there, nuks.
    and i think anyone would see a difference between 18 year old panhandlers on SGR and the 7 year old kid of lousy welfare parents who doesn’t have enough to eat because his parents spent the welfare cheque on booze and taxi rides to kfc and ran out 2 days after cheque day. the food bank can feed that kid so he does get the brain power to do better than his parents.

  4. Though I do agree with some of what OB said and good on them for getting them selves sorted I will still donate to the food bank, yes some take advantage but there is still some who really need it, going through some hard times, lost of job or getting sick etc, a friend of mine needed that food bank help for a number of months and when they got back to working donated to it themselves almost monthly. They are not all users and bums.

  5. The Good Dog, did anyone say every panhandler on Spring Garden was 18, no they didn’t. You assumed that to vent your view. The foodbank doesn’t feed that child, the working class feeds the foodbank, then the foodbank can supposedly help all those poor less fortunate souls. Your selling, but I’m not buying. Wake up, volunteer, I have. And the only time a face stopped looking for more was when they stopped breathing. Then, their funeral fee’s get picked up by the province. I believe in change, not a handout. So now I’m left with the feeling that maybe we should embrace communism, because capitalism and democracy seems to just keep people down.

  6. couple assumptions (and not mine) …i didn’t say ‘every’ either, no idea why you would assume that. and LOL, of course the food bank ‘doesn’t’ feed people, it’s a thing. people donate to it. and not just the working class. the investment firm that handles my money donates to FEED NS. or do you believe that anyone who works is ‘working class’. just getting our terms aligned here…

  7. He’s a gangster AND a Commie! Get him!!!

    Haha, just kidding Nukka. I’m almost a communist myself

  8. The Good Dog. To quote you “the food bank can feed that kid”. And then there’s “anyone would see a difference between 18 year old panhandlers on SGR”. So lets align our terms, mine were based on what you posted. Whats your excuse?

  9. nukka, are you serious? if someone says ‘the bank gave me a mortgage’ do you not realize what they are saying? do you argue the term? do you just blather on about the people who make up the staff, directors and board of the flippin’ bank?

  10. Seriously, are you stupid? You picked a fight with me over a few terms and how they were worded. Not realizing you had originally said the exact same thing. Your arguing with me over phrases you used. Wake the fuck up Molly. Are you trolling me because you thought Nukka was a real person? Holy shit, I’m really at a loss of words. So once again, what I said was in response to your post that included the original terms you used. Nukka, save me.

  11. gad, chill dood. if you think that was ‘picking a fight’ you are some sensitive little desert flower.

  12. A fight does not necessarily mean a physical altercation. Please look up the definition of a fight and you will see that it applies to what I said. So now is it alright for me to reference the terms you use when I make a reply to your posts without having your words put in my mouth? I look forward to your response.

  13. nuk, you made a lot more sense as nukka. is this FS?
    i really don’t think you need my permission to reference anything at all. i certainly wouldn’t ask someone’s. why not just carry on the topic?

  14. You know what OP, good for you! I’m all for helping people but who knows how the money gets used once you dole it out? Most are only doing it so they don’t look bad and to enjoy the false satisfaction of doing a “good deed”.

  15. I bet if the shoe was on the other foot you would suddenly have a WHOLE different attitude about people helping out the unfortunate.

  16. At first I thought you were bitching about “Poor Mike’s” campaign and how hard it is to live off $10,000 a month.

    Yeah but when you try to offer them a job or give them food (The SGR and similar crowd) they look at you like you had a second head or third eye.

    There are legitimate places to park your money if you want to help but very seldom does giving money to someone on the street help that person or give them a hand up.

  17. I have been on the ‘system’ my enitire life, I didnt choose to be born with multiple disabilities, nor did i choose to be a rape survivor as well as growing up in a broken home with a mother with disabilities herself, i didnt choose to be born into a society that wont hire multiply disabled people because just maybe we’ll appreciate the job more than an able bodied person & stay at the same job for 30+ years, I have NEVER panhandled in my life, I do use soup kitchens when I need to, I have only used a food bank 5 times in the last 17 years I’ve been on my own, I DID choose to become an advocate for disabled people, I DID choose to volunteer for various organizations for 15 years, before my sight got to a poitn that I cannot do the jobs they need done, I DID choose to be a poll clerk for 3 provincial & 2 Federal elections, also for 5 municipal elections in my home town in ontario, I DID choose to try to get my education, but be turned away because no where is equipped to deal with my disabilities..
    I hate being on the system, I really do, but society seems to think that people that are multiply disabled are worthless & a waste of their time, so we are stuck to exist on peanuts..
    I’m sorry, but how do you expect a person to live on $98 a month after rent & hydro are paid?

  18. I’m no soft touch for the bums in the city & I’m not just talking about the assholes shaking cups on the sidewalks !

    Today I was paying my bill at a resturant & the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate 2 bucks to Hurricane Sandy …I immediately thought ‘WHat the fuck is a dead hurricane in need of money for ‘
    So I said no.

    I stopped at the Crossing to pick up some stuff & when I was paying the cashier there asked me the same thing !

    I figure next week will be a new line for donating to Xmas daddies …& I already have a reply “Only if its to support more abortion clinics” so we can eventually clean that mess up !

    Every where you turn these days, there is someone with their hand out, little league, cheerleaders, mentally handicapped, physically handicapped , each & everyone of them “Deserving” (In their or someones bloody opinion)

    The only thing anyone’s ever handed me was a mop & broom at 13 years of age, so I could work towards my first bike ….way past time IMO for that type of mentality (aka get to fuckin’ work for the damn money) to retake its proper place in society . Sitting on yer ass in front of a ‘gift’ basket of selling ‘tickets’ on a prize shaking yer damn cup at people & all the f’in bums to disappear back into the woodwork where they belong.

    When I was a boy scout we didn’t beg for money, we sold apples, we sold calanders near years end in the summer we went door to door in an attempt to beg bottles, which while closer to begging on a street corner, in those days bottles were often thrown out, so we helped divert them from the dump, & saved the city from having to cart them away.

    Even the blind could be seen selling pencils on the street, not just begging with an empty tims cup , When did all that change & just holding out yer hand expecting something for nothing become the way things are now to be done come about ?

    Was I out of the Country that month ?
    Fuck I traveled a lot in the late 70’s early 80’s … I completely missed that memo !

  19. Ashamed of us Swamper, being cheap Blow …. don’t bother being sorry & it certainly isn’t “being cheap” to be sick & bloody tired of every Tom, Dick & Hillary trying to pick yer damn pocket !
    The F’in Government & their cronies in the banking sector & big business like NS power have already got us trapped in a position where they can continue to maximize profits no matter who it hurts, carry on with, out of control spending & tax breaks to the wealthy/big businesses being paid for out of our pockets …. I’ll be damned if I’ll appologise or feel sorry for those who are attempting to get what little extra I have left for doing Sweet Fuck All.

  20. I am not nukka.
    I am prettier than this man.
    I feel sorry for people who are actually bothered by getting asked for help. How is that picking your pocket, More? No problem with people refusing to, but to verbalise your disgust in the ways I have seen on this thread is crass, and low class. You don’t want to give to charity. Thas cool. You wanna run your fucking mouth about how aggravating it is? Shut the fucking fuck the fuck up.

  21. OP has a point. Too many hands out there and I feel bad when I say no. I donate blood , to food drives and other charities when I can. But I have to draw the line somewhere. It gets too expensive for some people.

    The government rely on these charities so they don’t dip into the funds for their pensions. What are the fucking taxes going towards? We’re still going in debt?

  22. There are people out there that abuse the system I’ll give you that. Is it really fair to group all People together. I do give to people all the time I do it for too reasons. One life happens and sometime things get out of control and I’m not talking about drug abuse or bad choices I’m talking about life in general. Job losses, family medical reasons, death, PTSD just to name a few I can go on and on. Everybody has a storie life can be really unfair at time. You don’t know there storie so how can you judge them. I’ll give you an example. True storie husband wife been together for over 20 years both worked all there lives had a little home some saving life was going good until she was diagnose with cancer. They spent every cent they had in finding and getting treatment for her. She could no longer work and he ended up lossing his job due to all the time off he was taken. Spent there whole saving and ended up selling there home. Three years later she died. He was left with nothing. Everything he worked for all his life was gone
    He was devastated. He ended up on the streets asking strangers for change. Sometime things happen that are out of our control so instead of judging other always remember everyone has a storie. It could be you one day. Second reasons my mother always said to treat other as you would want to be treated that way you will sleep good that night doing the right thing makes me feel better. I don’t always give money sometime I’ll buy them coffee, food or just give them what I can afford at the time.

  23. Blow the ‘shot’ while possibly aimed at the OB , I completely agree with them, putting me in the same boat they are. Furious I don’t give a shit if how I feel is seen as crass. I am 100,000% against the class system. So I don’t give a good god damn about upper or lower class, or anything in between .
    Everyone puts their pants on by inserting their legs & we all gotta squat to shit, don’t matter how much money , how important you think you are … I’m just one of the many who are fucking sick & tired of the “I’ve had hardship I deserve help” when in truth most …NOT ALL , but most of these people are simply milking the system. Watching people smoking 12 buck a pack cigarettes while standing in line at the soup kitchen ! Seeing & hearing people in bars pumping money into the machines & talking about what time they are going to the food bank tomorrow ! ! I’m frustrated with it, I’m sick & fucking tired of people raising money to help a cause like , Equadorian peguins have a safer sex life ! Sit loads of money raised , several people get richer …3 bucks makes it too the penguins . Sick to death of perfectly healthy looking individuals WHO HAVE CHOOSEN to do drugs , & live by begging, dumpster diving, squatting & taking whatever they can while the rest of us continue to carry the load. While 99% of us working class are over taxed, over charged & underpaid, but unlike many, some will keep working even when offered a “medical pension” , an ‘early retirement’ & even if retired & wishing to keep our skills being used in the community ,m are being seen as a hinderence to the young by the young, who with no experience & very little work ethic feel they deserve to be where we are RIGHT FUCKING NOW !.
    I wonder where the old telephone booths got to ? Perhaps they can be retro fitted into suicide booths, with garbarator type systems hidden under the floor, in you go , peacefull send off, drop down into the garbarator & the burger that was you …. dumps into the sewer system … looking around at our so called modern society …to me it looks like its way over due !

    That’s how I really feel Furious & I don’t care if you hate it, &/or if it agravates you. Fuck You & the horse you rode in on,
    -end rant –

  24. Well, those are your perceptions, More. Perception is reality. I still think you are just sulking about a minor inconveniance to your day. If me pointing out the fact that you sound like a little bitch spouting on about the archetypal ‘welfare bum’ boogie man makes me self important then so be it. I am not asking you to care or value my opinion of you, but when someone goes on a ‘rant’ and can’t take the rebuttal I feel it says a lot about them. Really, I think you are just an old man talking in an old man way about what this craazy world is coming to. Do you ever say any of this shit to all these horrible people you see? Because if I heard you in real life going on like that I would call your stupid ass out. Anyone bitching about what a trial it is running the gauntlet of charities while at the store buying eggnog and turkey needs to reevaluate their life. So a big fuck you to More and every other whining little cocksucker who has to endure the terrible burden of being given the opportunity to help someone.

  25. ok MM, they’ll tuck it in right next to the other sour gummies.
    mine will give everyone diabetes, because i am so freaking SWEET! (not!)

    i don’t think any amount of argument/logic/debate ever changed anyone’s mind on something like this. only direct personal experience would. and so far, people like OP/more have only seen the abusers. maybe because that’s all they have encountered, or maybe because that’s all they allow themselves to see, because anything else would upset their need to see the whole world as miserable, grasping, selfish, cheating, lying and lazy.

    if there is nothing, no cause, no need that you are willing to give to, i would call you a miserable bastard who simply uses any excuse to justify his inaction and lack of heart.
    but if you have any cause or charity that moves you, then i would say you are simply choosing your battles, and nothing wrong with that.

    but it’s just plain stupid to heap scorn on what other people believe in helping.

  26. More will fuck hookers…
    But bring some cans of beans to the foodbank? Suicide booths for all! Those must have been some rich hookers huh More?
    Some Bedford soccer mom bordello style pussy? Because otherwise, you sir, are part of the problem. Fucking clown.

  27. Furious I certainly have no problem telling these people to fuck off.
    None at All.
    Yer inability to focus &/or yer memory problems are telling. You see I don’t fuck hookers at this time, you can check & see as I’ve posted many times I am presently in a relationship …the hookers were a service I occassionally used during a time of my life when I was single & unlike yourself didn’t find satisfaction in self abuse…. I said ,in the past I have taken advantage of IMO a worthwhile & necessary service performed by an adult who decided to ‘work’ in that profession, so reread my post & my past history is there to recheck.

    As I just recently posted I have nothing against ‘working people’ & that means anyone who works. I care nothing for the bullshit morals you subscribe to , & are in some way attempting to deride me for, that means nothing to me. At least these people are actually doing something as oppossed to simply sitting around waiting for their monthly check & the food bank to open.

    THat religious leaders/groups & the government officials who work very hard to label these people as criminals while secretly using their services are hypocrits, yet people like you will support them body & soul & by supporting the policys of foodbanks , welfare without end & other ‘charity groups’ is laughable in its ineffectiveness yet you charge on blindly because IMO its seen as the popular thing to do !
    I have never tried to be popular, I don’t care what you or anyone else thinks of me or yer closed minded judgemental attitude as per the values of someone else who actually works to make a living..
    A bum is a fucking bum & IMO a waste of food, supporting them is also a waste.
    Prostitution is called the worlds oldest profession for a very good reason, & they are at the very least providing a service & working to do so.

    Give a person a fish & they’ll be pestering you tomorrow for another one !
    Teach them to fish & then cut off their support so they will actually have to stop begging & you know what will happen, they’ll get fuckin’ hungry & go fishing ! That can get them back on the road to self reliance & off the gravytrain for free system that is presently taking 650 million a year of NS taxpayer money to fund, on top of all the “donations’ that aren’t even effectively tracked. But the 650 figure is a statement put out by the spin people who work for our elected masters.
    This seems to tell a different tale

    http://www.gov.ns.ca/coms/department/docum…

    If you scroll down to 3. 0n the above link
    (page 11) you’ll see for example 2011/12 forecast $976,845,000 so that’s considerably higher than the 650 figure the NS Government quotes …I guess even though the extra comes out of NS taxpayers pockets, 650 mill looks better than saying almost 1 billion tax dollars & oh can you spare 2 bucks to help the -charity of bullshit- out.
    So while yer paying out of the nose to some fuckin waste of time & totally ineffectual charity… next time double or triple yer contribution will you . IT will make you feel better & help cover the loss of contributions from people like me, a member of the growing number of the pissed off working class in this Country.
    I’m taxed more than enough already IMO & I refuse to appologise for wanting the beggars to fuck off & leave me ( and everyone else) alone.

  28. I really do not mind my taxpayer dollars going to help others even it means some abuse the system. If one feels the charity isn’t worth their time or money say “not at this time”. I agree we are bombarded with people with their hands out especially at this time of year but, again, it’s your right to move on and walk by. Yes, they make you feel guilty particularly when they use kids. Still I don’t begrudge their attempts to raise money for what they feel is a worthy cause.
    Speaking of “superstorm” Sandy, does anyone else find it ironic that New York, the financial capital of the world, the womb of corporate and industrial interest got slammed by a weather pheomenon possibly linked to climate change? Too soon for that thought?

  29. Furious & GDM …there is a Massive difference , worlds apart actually between helping & ‘believing’ you are helping. Since you both obviously can’t grasp that, there’s nothing anyone on a bitch board can do to educate you or change that !

    Believing you are helping …just to make you feel better is bullshit & a fucking cop out.
    So look yourselves in the mirror & congratulate yerselves for being fucking hypocrits who don’t actually care if you help …as long as others precieve (& you happily deceive yourself) that you are “helping’

    l O l ~:)
    keep up the ‘good’ effort there

    LMAO

  30. To the people who get mad at charities and panhandlers asking for money. Here’s a suggestions for you passive-aggressive douche-nozzles: try learning how to say no. You do realize you don’t have to give money, right? Maybe you need to invest in an iPod and some headphones. They work for me.

    And for every person that absuses social services there are many more that use them to help improve their lives. Poverty and its underlying causes are not things that can just be magically solved by tightening up your boots and “working hard”.

  31. I gotta agree with More. Anyone can do Something to earn money not just stand there with their hand out. Just like the kids in the entrance of the grocery stores asking for money to support a sports team or whatever. IMO get the frig out and have a car wash or a bake sale or SOMETHING. I also get really sick of all these hands out looking for something for nothing. Sorry but there gotta be SOMETHING they can do except beg for money. And by the way congrats to Nukka for posts that you can actually read. I see you got tired of wasting your time on shit that noone could read or understand. Troll.

  32. Wogdog, any time spent on this Bitch board is a waste of time. Do you or anyone else think that by venting your opinions on here you will actually make a change in the way someone feels? Just about everyone could understand what Nukka was saying, that just added to the joke and was a major part of the joke. It kept myself, my girlfriend and a handfull of friends very entertained. And guess what, the average person reading these endless comments would take Nukka as seriously as the rest. We’re all anonymous and because of that there is no credibility involved. This site passes the time, lighten up and enjoy it however you want. One note about trolls, just about every commentor on here is a reverse Troll. You take what someone says and tear them apart and insult every thing about their opinion or beliefs. That is reverse Trolling, at least I could do it in an entertaining way. Now would the real Nukka please stand up? I love it.

  33. A few weeks ago someone submitted a Bitch that used the terminology of Magneto and Nukka. I found it very entertaining so I adopted the funnier of the two words. We all can’t be as down to the street as you Furious Styles, and we all can’t keep up the “street” terminology either.

  34. I really don’t believe anyone on here is out to change anybody’s belief system or opinions, we’re just here to put out our own. I tend to be moderate to left wing, I don’t expect to win over Bro Tim with my thinking. You were entertaining Nukka (and yes I thought it was an act) the offer to go picking apples still stands. I think we can skip past the drops and go straight to the trees.

  35. Fuck More, you really are stupid. Morals have nothing to do with it. So these working girls. Do they pay taxes? Do they only hook after hours from their 9-5 jobs? No. They are by and large women who had few, if any choices left. A lot have drug problems, mental health issues, or are just plain stuck. Do you really think these women are not on welfare you jackass? It seems you have romanticised ‘the worlds oldest profession’ because it is a service you use, in other words it benefits you. My point is it is ok for you to support these ‘Toms, Dicks and Hairys’ because you don’t have the ability/skill set/charm to fuck someone withput paying. Notcsayong that to be insupting, I agree that they do provide a service, and a valuable one. I am sure without that release you for example would be the fucking unabomber. I think the industry should be regulated. But it isn’t. So go ahead and pretend that these women are happily going about their work, and are not on welfare. You are a stupid stupid man.
    Oh, and having class has nnothing to do with ‘the class system’ you dumb hippy. But I will not waste anymore time trying to explain that one. You just another old fuck who think he has the world fogured out and has the duty to educate us morons being suckered by charities that don’t help. You have no evidence to support your bullshit, just the certainty that everyone is stupid except you. Again, go ahead and think that…just don’t run your mouth about it and expect me not to register my disgust. There are many ways to help, More. I hope you get kicked in the dentures if you ever need it.

  36. Well Nukka, your girl keeps up with it pretty well, hey buddy? Isn’t she the one who put ypu on to this jive talkin term? Better be careful she isn’t engaging in coitus with any negroes, you casual racist.

  37. ANALYZING MORE’S SPERM SPURTS

    “You can see I don’t fuck hookers at this time… the hooker were a service I occasionally used during a time in my life when I was single… In the past I have taken advantage of a useful & necessary service performed by an adult who decided to ‘work’ in that profession.” (More, 10/11, 12:31PM)

    The question of interest is not particularly moral, i.e., why it is morally wrong for More to fuck hookers although that might be a consideration for some, but rather the reasons he had for doing so. What was going on inside More’s head so that he found it to take advantage of that “useful & necessary service”? What was his motivation?

    The first answer – it will be indicative of the others – is the simply biological. It relates to More’s conception of that useful and necessary service. For More the hooker is not a person. He has dehumanized her to the point that she is little more than a receptacle for his periodic sperm spurts. She has no identity. In effect, she is just a thing there for More’s convenience, nothing more. But is that all there is to it? Does More have no other dimension than his periodic sperm spurts which motivates his actions? I think he does.

    More’s fucking hookers is an example of his displaced drive for dominance, a psychological construct with multiple dimensions. The American (although Canadian-born) Harvard psychologist Stephen Pinker (“The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined,” 2011) points to the sexual dominance of powerful males. While emperors had thousands of wives and concubines, princes had hundreds, noblemen had dozens, upper-class men had up to a dozen and middle-class men had three of four, “it follows that many lower class men had none.” (p.518) This is where More comes in. Being low class, More is attempting to compensate for his lack of wives and concubines by fucking hookers. Lacking power, wealth and professional success, that is all that he can do.

    However, the profile of the low-class male striving for dominance has another revealing feature, that of excessive self-esteem to the point of psychopathy. Pinker points out that “Self-esteem can be measured, and surveys show that it is the psychopaths, street toughs, bullies, abusive husbands, serial rapists and hate-crime perpetrators who are off the scale. Convicted rapists, interviewed in their cells, bragged that they were ‘multitalented superachievers’. Psychopaths and other violent people are narcissistic: they think well of themselves not in proportion to their accomplishments but out of a congenital sense of entitlement.” Remind you of anyone you know?

    Finally More’s fucking hookers as an aspect of his struggle for dominance can be seen as
    correlative to his control over the lives of animals. In his simplistic “reasoning” More has indicated that he engages in blood-lust hunting because he “enjoyed the meat.” Does anybody see the connection between More’s hunting and his fucking hookers? His answer to the second question is identical to his answer to the first. He just “liked the meat.”

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  38. Sorry Monty …but the first time I used the services of a hooker, was in Montreal (gasp , I know unbelievable such a fabulous place that you take yer name from could have such nasty things going on ) . THat wasn’t to display dominance or to bein control or in any way demean or take advantage of their lack of identity …

    no I was looking for some smoke & I couldn’t find any. So in checking with other sailors I know personally I asked how they were able to make contacts in strange cities. I was told (& rightly so) that if you can’t find any hash , check out the hookers at a peeler bar & given the names of a couple that were down the East end of Montreal back then.
    So as a young man, a sailer ,single & making very decent money sailing the East Coast, Great Lakes or the Arctic in the Summer, there was no time to wine & dine a girl. Perhaps if you ever bothered to leave the hall ways of the school you attended you’d find that working girls are a suspicious bunch.

    With out ‘proof’ I wasn’t a cop there was no way I was getting any pot or info where I could get some. Anyone wanna guess the easiest & quickest way to prove you weren’t a cop in the late 70’s ? You got it …pay for a blow job…. which I still say is 10 times better than self abuse. So as usual Monty ain’t got a clue, & will grandly respond that now that he has more information he can continue his delusions of grandeur, or should I say dominance over the bitch thread posters . Can anyone think of something lamer than wanting to be the dominant poster here ?
    Anyway Monty fire away, I at least I own my own home & a my own incorporated business (staggering ‘eh, more has somehow stumbled onto a way to use the rules of corporate tax law to his advantage), instead of scrapping along trying to pay off all those student loans. You might want to get some meanful employment …who knows you might be able to afford a whore for a couple hours & stop fantisizing about the females who post here …you wanna call what I’ve done in my past pathetic …at least it was almost 40 years ago , yer going on tirades & yer sexual fantasies about complete stangers here on LTWWB … I can honestly say I don’t dream about any of them, their pube length, panties or any of yer other fetishes.

    Perhaps if you read long enough (because there is no other way you can learn) you’ll find explainations on how to overcome obstacles , meet people & accomplish yer goals, & my real goal was getting a big piece of hash …& with that working girls assistance I achieved it … l o l

  39. Furious Styles, I see why alot of commentors thought that Nukka was you. Do you have a girlfriend, or friends? You seem to like posting racial slurs. Even the CoastReviewer had pointed out that the so called white gangsta’s use the terminology of Nicca. How much drugs do you smoke to stretch that to Nukka being a racial slur? What about Nukem? He was white, and that wasn’t a racial slur. Knitting? Is that now terminology for the racial slur you used, they’re all similar words.

  40. You never made Nukkas race clear until you were called out by a black person. Here is what I think your thought process was and I will say no more about it. I will even ignore your nonsensical accusations about my social life, since unlike you, I don’t feel the need to broadcast the particulars of my social habits: Hey wouldn’t it be funny to make up a character based on my limited and preconcieved notions about how a minority talks “street”? With all the accurate portrayals of how a black person would talk I get though media exposure, I am sure to pull this off and entertain other whites who’s ignorance of black culture in general will make the joke all the funnier when it is revealed I am in fact just a white male! Oh the hilarity! You got called out by a black person on the spelling, and tou didn’t know what to do, so you made tje character white. Because in the end…you are a racoist douchebag? Didn’t quite know how to react when tou found out your Minstrel show wasn’t to a white only audience? Was afraid someone had caught you being a racist motherfucker? Who knows. All I know is it is enough for me to dismiss you and all your opinions. Others will certainly have different interpretations, but that is mine. The phonetics of your name, while the spelling may change, is clear. It is spelled several ways but what it is is a way to write the word without writing it. Like saying the N word.

  41. Damn, I’m caught with my pants down. You are very smart Furious Styles. Next can we lynch J-Roc because he taught me everything I know? Maybe get Dave Chapelle next, you know he did portray a black white supremist. I guess I really hit a sore spot with you. I don’t recall “getting called out”, but your obviously smarter and more popular than me, or I mean Nukka. You really shouldn’t take this site so seriously, you get worked up way to easily. Now please go live your self important only child syndrome life and leave poor uneducated Nukka alone. Also, clean the sand out of your vagina and you’ll be in a better mood.

  42. RSVP

    : More (11/11, 12:05PM)

    Well More, all I can say is that your post confirmed the points I made previously – that while in your own mind you are a “multitalented superachiever” – you are in fact a psychopathic narcissist. However, in addition and as was to be expected, you are cognitively challenged – that’s a polite way of saying “dumb.” It is, of course, silly to engage directly with a dumb psychopathic narcissist since, in a reflex movement, they necessarily lack the intelligence to reflect on their own narcissistic psychopathy. Anyway, just two points:

    You write, incoherently, that you didn’t want to “take advantage of their (the hookers) lack of identity”. More, don”t you understand? They have an identity but it was you, viewing them simply as handy receptacles for your periodic sperm spurts, whether orally or vaginally, who attempted to dehumanize them, to rob them of their identity. I know you don’t understand that More because, lacking reflection, you are not able.

    As far as my “fantasies” go, More, they were intended in fun. Anyone with a scintilla of humor could see that More but, in addition to being a dumb psychopathic narcissist you are, unsuprisingly, also humorless. It all hangs together, doesn’t it More? I know you won’t understand that More because, lacking reflection once again, you are not able.

    So More, the time has come to say goodbye. Goodbye.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  43. You mean those comedic characters on comedy shows that people watch expecting to see comedy? Yes, your comments on this message board are exactly like that. I have never made any claims about being smart or popular, so not really sure where that is coming from, maybe you could enlighten me? I strive to be a better person always. But I do not lack self awareness, as you do. Basically the biggest problem I have with you is that you aren’t funny. Zilla already did what you are doing, except that guy is actually funny. You are just a shithead who tried to teach some weird moral lesson to avast, and then bask in your oh so clever little trick. Basically, youvare irrelevant. But hey, I am just a guy on the interwebs, bud. I wouldn’t take it to heart.

  44. To Furious Style, we are friends, we mustn’t fight. I am also Furiously in Stlye now, soon I will be knitting in style. Do you have a racial issue with this? Are you also aware of the Michaelov ploy? Everything you say (write) is filled with logical fallacy. Did you have a nice clean shower yet? To Montrealman, please don’t say goodbye, I enjoy your posts to much.

  45. I am still enjoying Nukka, and will for awhile. Alot of people have read the original Nukka and you seem to be the only one with a personal issue. Please refer to the original “Bus Bithces” to see how many were entertained. You seem to have taken it to heart, not me, hence the amount of posts you have replied to. I am still entertained, my circle of friends, my coworkers and all of the students in my creative writing class are.

  46. So the people you are in a position of power over you agree with you? Well done. You must be the kewlest teach on campus, bro! Professor Nukka is so kewl, he doesn’t give a care! He uses message boards as teaching tools! I am glad the next generation of shitty sitcom writers is in good hands. Be careful, or MM will ask for your credentials. And you really are not funny.

  47. To Furious Styles, only because your so easy to get all worked up. You said my comments are exactly like those “comedic characters on comedy shows that people watch expecting to see comedy”. Then you go on to say “Basically the biggest problem I have with you is that you aren’t funny”. See my point here, you are filled with logical fallacy. You are also a hypocrite for saying that. You then go on to say “I strive to be a better person always”. But you resort to childish insults to vent your view. Do you know who you are?

  48. Paingirl, please share your guesses with us. Furious Styles and I would love to hear them. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.

  49. Furious Styles, I am not a teacher or professor. While you strive to better yourself, please read things more carefully. Or were you to busy misquoting South Park of all shows?

  50. I was being sarcastic. Your posts are nothing like that. They lack the proper context. Is that so hard to understand? That was my point. You comparing yourself to Chapelle and J-roc is ridiculous entirely because of CONTEXT, and your inability to bring the funny seals your fate, bruh. You are just a guy on a board, not a comedian. And clearly you think you are funny, so I won’t argue with you anymore.

  51. I did not make a comparison to famous comedians. I referenced them because of your views on me and your accusation of racism. Why is it alright for some, and not others? Do you decide this? Now you try to hide your rage by claiming it was sarcasm. Not much transparency there Furious boy. I really hit a sore spot with you didn’t I? Now your last post uses the same terminology that you accused me of being a racist for. You are a hypocrite. May I suggest a dictionary so you can look up the term Michaelov ploy. Then I will know for sure that you are striving to be a better person.

  52. Can I make a wager? Wouldn’t it be funny if Furious Styles was Nukka? And he’s been arguing with himself this whole time to make it seem that he’s not Nukka.

  53. yeah, i guess it would be funny. scary funny or funny funny, i’m not sure. whoever it is, they’re a clever trevor

  54. I agree with you Blue Collared Worker. I work hard and pay my taxes every year and don’t appreicae that some just sit on their buts and use my money to drink or buy drugs. Now of course not all people take advantage of our system and those who use it respectfully deserve to use it. If something happens to me someday I may need to use it too. Thats what its for, people who need it. It was intended to be a lifestyle or a life long thing. Food banks were a temporary measure in Canada a few decades ago and now look at them. If you’re poor and don’t have enough money to pay for the basics thats too bad, but there is more than charity that can help you. You should help yourself if you are able. And nearly everyone can help themselves and others in some way. Focus on what you can do, not what you can’t. Maybe people come from disadvantage, me included, and work their way out of that. I don’t like the word charity, its for those who really need it- like kids who lost thier parents in a car accident – for that charity I’m there. Or the single father who’s wife just died and he has 2 handicapped children, and can’t afford a wheelchair – I’m in for that. But not for the 25 year old young man, who has no disability, sleeps every day til noon, drinks and parties at night, and smokes dope every day. So careful how you define your charity.

  55. RSVPs

    : Furious Styles aka Nukka (11/11, 5:12PM)

    “To Montrealman, please don’t say goodbye, I enjoy your posts to (sic) much.”

    Never fear Nukka. That was just for the humorless, dumb, psychopathic narcissist.

    : Furious Styles (11/11, 5:43PM)

    “Be careful, or MM will ask for your credentials.”

    Well, perhaps not so much his credentials but Nukka’s reference to his “creative writing class” (11/11, 5:22PM) aroused my interest. As you know, I have attempted a little creative writing of my own, particularly in the realm of pornography. As I went along, I developed my own principles of creative pornographic writing which either Nukka or FS might wish to comment on and possibly suggest areas of improvement. Herewith my principles of creative pornographic writing:

    1. It is essential to situate the porn in context, whether in the form of a story or situation. For example, when I described Xenophilia’s labia I did so in the context of a snooker match in which she was going commando and, when sprawled out on the table to make her shot, revealed her magnificent labia.

    2. The principal character in porn should ideally be unaware of the pornographic quality of the situation. The narrator (me) was interested in the match and not Xeno’s labia, at least not initially. He was interested in the lay of the balls which Xeno expertly pocketed. Her last shot was particularly difficult. Fortunately she has waxed her delightful pubic tuft which would have otherwise obscured the position on the balls for the observer.

    3. The story should build to a climax (heh, heh) which required Xeno to spread her shapely legs out for balance, revealing in the process an impish bit of her pink meat which peeped out provocatively from between her magnificent labia. Some of the other spectators who had gathered at my vantage point at the end of the table became visibly aroused – flushed faces, glassy-eyed, and so on – but the narrator thought they were suffering from food poisoning contracted at the cafeteria. He thought he would meet with the cafeteria manager after the match.

    4. Finally, Xeno sank the last ball and won the match. The narrator bent over and whispered congratulations in her ear – she was looking away and he did not see her face – and remarked that her labia reminded him of another magnificent pair on a strapping wench doing naked snow angels which he had previously seen. She turned around to face him and, guess what – it was Xenophilia! The narrator exclaimed, “Xeno, you’re the best!”

    Writing porn is not as simple as one might think. As you can see, a number of factors are required for it to be successful. On the basis of your creative writing class, would it be possible to comment and perhaps suggest areas of improvement?

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  56. one is not allowed to ‘sprawl out’ over the table during a match unless one foot remains on the floor. she must be some tall.

  57. RSVP

    : The Prig (11/12, 8:00PM-

    Yes, as a matter of fact, Xenophilia was quite tall if her posts are to be believed, so having one foot on the floor was not a problem for her. She had previously done her naked snow angels in Massachusetts for the benefit of Tommy Jules for whom, I believe, she had sexual feelings. He can corroborate her height if he reads this.

    Of course, the reason for her spreading her legs was my literary device to display her delightful bit of pink meat as it peeped out from between her magnificent labia to the gratification of the spectators, excluding myself of course, at the end of the table.

    Nothing so far from Nukka so far by way of polishing my porn style on the basis of his creative writing class, but one can only hope.

    In view of your suppressed Puritanism I’m astonished that you read this. Weren’t you disgusted, even outraged? I have an idea. As a therapeutic exercise, why not try a little porn writing yourself? It can be quite liberating. Follow the principles I laid out in my previous post. You can fantasize about me if you like.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  58. my gratitude for a full out belly laugh so earl-li in the morning, MM. on so many levels that was funny.

  59. RSVP

    : The Prig (11/13, 9:24AM)

    Well yes, Montrealman’s posts are always multi-layered and textual and meaning, as a result, can be found at many levels. I think it’s a large part of his charm.

    But you mustn’t suppress your urges where he is concerned. Use him as your sex object. He won’t mind. In fact, he would be willing to participate. Write the first line of your porn and I’ll come in with the next, and so on. I see something beautiful building here.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  60. To Montrealman, I don’t think I’m in a position to critique your writings. While there may be areas of improvement, I am unfamiliar with written porn. Due to my age, the internet has always been there when the need had arisen. With that said, we havn’t had any workshops, discussions or assignments on that topic. I don’t believe its covered in the curriculum. I do however notice the references to humour in your x-rated tales, this was probably done intentionally for the entertainment value? That I guess would be the only point of improvement in the style of writing you are going for. I do wish you luck if your serious, you have quite the imagination, vocabulary and writing skills to make an attempt at it and quite possibly succed. I should also mention that I usually do poorly when critiquing other students work. Off topic now, Nukka has earned me an impressive mark, I am proud of him and his dedication to ICP.

  61. RSVPs

    : The Prig (11/13, 12:10PM)

    Yes, I get it. Your attachment was intended to indicate that you are comfortable with the thought of engaging in our joint porn adventure. This is very encouraging. An excellent first step. One must be comfortable with one’s porn.

    Now, let’s have that first sentence. I would suggest starting slowly, perhaps setting the mood and then moving by degrees to the initial intimations of arousal, possibly conveyed by slight bodily gestures or changes in facial expression. Nothing drastic at first. We must build the mood, that “frisson” of expectation. I shall play off your lead. Good luck.

    : Furious Styles aka Nukka (12:22PM)

    Thank you for your encouragement Nukka. Yes, you’re right. I like to lighten my porn with some humour which, skillfully done, need not detract from the readers’ anticipation and, of course, their incipient tumescence. Put plainly, I see no incompatibility between humour and horny. And yes, you have every right to be proud of Nukka and his dedication to ICP, whatever that may be. Keep up the good work.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  62. Monty , you still fantasizing about complete strangers on a bitch board … aren’t you the multitalented superachiever , & trying to get others to confirm specifics aout some of the women posters, yer a real class act Monty.
    I was shocked you made no reference to panties or pube hair !

  63. RSVP

    : More (11/13, 4:49PM)

    You’ve been defeated, you buffoon. Now, go away.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  64. To Montrealman, ICP would be the Insane Clown Posse out of Detroit. They’re bad, they’re hardcore and the FBI thinks their fan base is an organized crime syndicate. Nukka loves them, the man behind Nukka does not. If you are bored, they make for an interesting read. Especially their fanbase, Furious Styles may be one of them.

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