FFS.

Halloween is on a Sunday again. Now those little bastards will be ringing my doorbell the night before I am heading back into the office. Where can I buy an ACME doorstep launcher? —Santa

This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.

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  1. They’re usually done trick or treating by 8pm. Unless you’re a total loser (not just a semi-loser) and go to bed before then I think you’re probably safe. If not, be a douchebag and put a “No More Candy” sign on your door.

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  2. from the fucking acme company of course o.p., did you not see tha on wile e.’s boxes in the cartoons.

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  4. Acme went bankrupt after losing that big class action lawsuit file by the estate of Wile E. Coyote.

    Try greeting the door wearing Lifesucks’ costume, or dressed as a Bishop. Both are guaranteed to send the little buggers screaming in terror. And you may just hook up with a yummy mummy in the bargain.

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  7. All those geeks and freaks at the sci-fi show have been dressed up since Friday. Throw candy at them if you see them.

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  8. Don’t worry OB, it’s raining = no kids. Gee, I’l have to eat all these homemade candies mysef…sigh.

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