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Halifax is the kind of city where people call you a murderer for eating meat and then call you a cock-sucker for eating a vegetarian platter. No matter what you do, they wanna fight. —Burn baby, burn
This article appears in Aug 28 – Sep 3, 2014.
15 Comments
was it a platter of carrots, parsnips and immature zucchini?
Wrong place to bring this up. We even blame people for getting their cars broken into here.
eat shit if you want to o.p., it’s nobody’s fucking business what you gnaw on.
#Irony #dontbanme #MODgate
The people who look down on you for eating meat aren`t capable of a more than a couple of sissy-boy slaps, so unless you`re Orlando Bloom, you have nothing much to worry about.
The people who question your sexuality for eating salad have, no doubt, scampered away from their 1 hour furlough from the Forensic Unit in Burnside. Swear at them in Maliseet. That will confuse them enough to buy you a head start. You can probably outrun them.
And you even care about what anyone else thinks about what’s on your plate, OP, because…?
Are you born and raised here, or are you simply from away? Whichever it is, welcome to our nightmare city and all it’s stupidity.
Yours truly.
OP ended the Bitch with “Burn baby, burn” . There’s been a few incidences of arson around Halifax in the past several months…Just saying.
Well, the mere mention of cocksuckers brought this to the forefront of my attention…
MY diet consists mainly of meat and vegetables. And cock.
OMG! I am a murderous cocksucker! Oh no! Damn parsnips!
And that’s why we luvs ya, ya big rooster-smooching locavore. ♥
You must try dining in a better class of restaurant. Admittedly, in Halifax they might be difficult to find.
Meaty!!!! ROTFL!!!!!!! Dude, I fucking ADORE you! You really should think about doing stand-up (comedy, that is ;))……or a youtube show–for example:
http://youtu.be/a6tKJvWWDP4
SheSang – see if you can get the big ‘mo to come to a summit. He has a large fan base amongst the Council of Elders.
Agreed Ivan!! C’mon Meaty, whaddaya say–come out and have brunch with us at the next summit!! Please 🙂 I promise there will be lots of hot eye candy, wherever we go; and while I cannot promise you cock, I do make a great wing-girl 😉