Thank you for paying particular attention to the North & Agricola intersection recently with your extended foot patrols and monitoring. The intersection has recently seen lots of overzealous squeegee kids, stoned homeless zombies gargling about change while groping cars and pedestrians, idiot leftist taggers and their half-breed cousins, and the local prostitutes. It makes me happy to see you on the street. Keep up the good work. —North End and Proud

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  1. Pretty good so far. I went home early yesterday because I could no longer even do simple arithmetic and she flopped down next to me, oinking, chirping and whirring. I think she was just so glad to be home she couldn’t bother to hold a grudge. Glad I have next week off because I am used up.

  2. >: ) Sleeping, reading and walking are high on my list of priorities so it’s very likely I’ll be in your neck o’ the woods. Screee!

  3. Awww the Countess sounds just like Molly.

    So happy to be home/so happy her dad’s home that she just can’t stay mad. Heehee.

  4. Just wanted to say that those “squeegee” kids you speak of were probably just the traveling punk kids in town for Harbour Water Festival. To be fair, I spoke and hung around with quite a few of them and none of them were squeegee-ing as far as I saw.

  5. Sigh. I miss my hood. So, so, so much.

    Glad the Countess is better Colonel. I hope you can get her all fixed up.

    <<< The D-man says "hi" to the Countess

  6. I love that film, too, Ivan/Paingirl.
    “Right! What ‘av we got?”
    “Two blokes and a fuck-load a’ cutlery!”

  7. We should have a LTWWB/LTWWL kitty get together where we all bring our kitties to the next summit! Heehee. I mean we all gotz kittehs — me, ralmn, mel, breadlady, ivan, zed, real chicky… and I’m probably missing some others!

    I’ll leave molly at home, though, because she’s not really into socializing with anyone but herself, her mommy, her grammy (when she has delicious food) and her granddaddy. She even made felix, the nastiest cat (and smartest — criminal mastermind!) on the planet scared of her.

    Oscar just wants a buddy though, so I know he’ll love meeting other kittehs!!!

  8. I came here to read the feedback on this post as it is a subject that is near and dear to me, being from the neighborhood…but alas…20+ comments that have nothing to do with the OP … sheesh … what a waste of time for me I guess….

  9. Sorry I was cranky because I pooped in my pants and I was up every hour last night teething. Sometimes I think I should act more like the E-Trade baby

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