Fuck, hipsters look ridiculous. —Grampa (and I Want My Clothes Back!)
This article appears in Apr 4-10, 2013.
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Really? I LOVE them. But then again, you have to have the body to wear them. Maybe if you are a grandpa you should stick to high waisters. With braces. ??
Well Boomy, I’m sure a good percentage of your likes are from hipsters doing so ironically.
I wear your granddad’s clothes, I look in-cred-i-ble!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTCLkpMD_FY
Wow!! So true, bestie. Some ladies can ware hipsters and some cant. I love mine, but its my lime green polly ester stirrup pants work best for all-u-can eat vindaloo nite at Taz myhall. lol!!!
No fool, that song is perfect for you sense of streetwise whimsy. For shizzle. lol!!!! I’m not really getto but its fun to pretend.
Boomy, we have to meet then. Hip is a trademark of the Kirkpatrick clan.
Miranda, so very true. Your so truly hip.
You’ve already met – between Wogdog’s ears. What a way to spend a Friday night, ya ol’ douche hose, talking to yourself on a bitch board. ROFLMAO!!!!! Have an Oreo.
You’d look good in rags Bubbles Darling!
stephen i no tha ole woman is haf off, jes ignor her. shes stupid but shes mine. fer now. til holllis stret comes if she dont get off the puter an go to bed. she cant cook or rite guid posts eithar. shes boring as hel. AND she ate evry oreo cookkie i had saved for later. bich!!@!@
If only you’d respond in binary code, Woggie – now that would be clever!
Have an Oreo.
Don’t you wish you were the REAL police instead of just the fashion police… then you could issue them a ticket and get paid to be anal retentive and shit.
Seriously there are kids starving in africa and haligonians getting cut off in traffic by other haligonians. Broaden your view, dude.
I hear that tubunit, but how could you marry her? The cookies eh? The Oreo’s right?
If HRM banned hipsters If 3 by Sea would be forced to close or hire a PR firm.
STEVEN KIRKPATRICK; wel its a looonnnggg storie stevie but wen i firs met er i thot she was a man sinse im gay. we shackd up and then i fond out tha biter truth. wen she striped off ther she was, no man at all, no tits ether. thats wat foolled me. no tits. anyhow tha deed was dun. in them days she coud cook, thebn she retird and turnd into a lazzie oaf. no sex, not even strait sex. sed her hormons wer shot. yah rite. i wooda took anythig but no, nothin. so i turnd to eatin cookkies wich she wood mak. i got so sick of thos lowsy cookes she maks i started buyin oreos. thas wy she keeeps sayin to me go eat an oro cookkie. thers never a one left in tha bag. she clens the bag up and inhals the crums. nothin left for me. jes the hous, wich im keeppin. she aint never getin her bony fingers on that. no. never. relly. so anyhoo thas how it alll wen down steve. you gotta wach womens today alll they want is yer money orhous. she aint getten neithar. sorrie.l not happining.
I feel terrible for you tubunit. I’d say you needed a good Christian influence in your life, but how could a god let such an atrocity happen to such a good man? None of it make sense anymore tubunit, I’m so helplessly lost.
i no. me to budy but it hapens. suks tho.
WHA…?! They’re so cute!
Reg, could it be true (gasp!), are you also an Alice Cooper fan…Special Forces was a really cool album! Perhaps OP is ‘The Prettiest Cop on the Block’ 😉
hipseterectomy..HA!
I loved “Prettiest Cop on the Block” not to mention “Clones”. I really like Alice Cooper particularly the early stuff. Some of the lyrics were quite funny and clever.
Sorry, I find Bubbles Darling really hot. She would look good in rags .. and bones in her hair.
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