I was jumped on Bayers Road on wednesday, and no one did anything. The road was backed up with traffic, and nobody did anything. Shame on you Halifax. And to you three little fucks, I doubt you can read, so I’m going to tell anyone else who reads the coast that I will be coming after you. It’s one thing to fight someone, but for three assholes to sneak up on a guy, and throw rocks at his girl.
You make me sick, and I will see you in hell.
—Downright PISSED
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.


just give it a minute… a witness might “do their part” by posting another bitch about “friendly Nova Scotia”
Typical of the gutless pukes in this city. If you ever approached any of them one on one they would run and cry like a baby. Takes a REAL big man to swarm or jump someone from behind.
That sucks! hopefully you got a punch or two in.
Let me know if you want to round up a posse. I’ll bring the flame thrower.
That sucks OP, but this could’ve happened in any city in the world.
Wait… in other cities, they probably would’ve used guns instead of rocks.
I’m with TTFN on this one! I’ll gladly join a posse and dish out some vigilante justice in HRM. My friend and I got jumped on the commons 8 years ago and he was pretty badly beaten. A few months later I saw one of the little bastards by himself on the bus. Let’s just say that justice was served, A la boot.
I figure that’s the only way to get the message across. The fucking cops are useless and even if the kids are ‘arrested’, they’d be back on the street within 24 hours. I would gladly join any posse to go after them – I’ve still got a wicked right hook, you dumb little turds.
Two words for you OP…”eye gouge”, first one drops screaming, the rest will think twice about continuing their attack, trust me on this.
You will probably have to take a punch or two (or many, but that’s going to happen anyways right?) while doing it.
The thing to do is at the very start of the attack…look to see who is the most dominant (usually the first one throwing punches), while he is throwing a punch, lunge right through it (taking the hit or glancing the blow) and latch on to his shoulders (it’s high up and hard to shake off), by wrapping an arm under the shoulder (armpit) and back up and around the throat (if using the right arm go for his left side), quickly use the other hand to ram a thumb as deep as it will go into the eye socket, you will likely be getting hit from behind at this point but once they see what you are willing (and able) to do….they will fuck off quickly.
Repeat with the rest if they don’t take a hint.
I don’t suggest using this just any old time…but if they are going to swarm you…all bets are off.
I’m all for this bitchin’ gang. TTFN’s got the flamethrower, I’ve got the nunchucks and throwing stars.
I would be interested in knowing where on Bayers Road this happened, and what time of day was it? I have a suggestion of something handy to use next time
you have to defend yourself. I have a fancy chop stick, the kind used for eating. The fancy ones are made of strong material, and have a pointed end. It could cause some serious damage if a person had to defend herself/himself.
Halifax Resident – If you use a chopstick do you bow to your opponent before striking?
OP went through the “pubs” area it sounds like…
i allready have a petty crime fighting group and i don’t normally like to join groups that would have me as a member(g.m.) the rules are pretty simple….protect the weak/others from thugs
I’ll join the posse, I have a denim jacket that I cut the sleeves off of
I don’t know why more ppl don’t use the one weapon that we all have….. if you know trouble is coming than take your belt off and wrap it around your hand a few times leaving the buckle as your weapon and swing that bitch as hard as you can at there head, keeps them a distance from you and will also hurt like a bitch when you connect..
I am definitely in on this posse. I’m just going to go all farmer and bring a shovel around. Hopefully by the end of it the sound of metal scrapping the road will make them soil themselves for the rest of their pathetic life.
IF you have car keys(or any keys), they are always a handy weapon, just hold the key in between your index and middle finger. Might hurt like hell using them, but as DER said, you get one down with a key in the eye, the rest might think twice about coming after you. Unfortunately, if the little shit’s are underage you are the one that get’s the slack for it…fucks sakes.
Hey, OP, where did this happen on Bayers Rd? Between what streets?
i just realized you peoples might not know what i meant by gm.its a groucho marx quote…i think it goes i would never join a group that would have me as a member…and i would much rather travel on gottingen than bayers
Count Smee in! …………those cowardly pussies.
Hope you got a good look, and find them alone, one by one. Next time they go down Bayers Road, I hope it’s in an ambulance.
Psychological studies have been done on this topic: what they found is the more people around when an attack happens the less likely the victim is to receive help. It’s sick.
I hope you’re doing alright now, OP and that you filed a police report….probably useless, but may make you feel better in the end.
Didn’t we have a posse here? The Guardian Angels. All hype, no action. They did what, maybe three so-called patrols. What a joke.
Halifax = coward crime capital.
Every other city where I’ve been f***ed with it’s always been one to one. Not here…
I would have helped you out. Not all of us are scared pussy’s that are too afraid to help someone in need. Losers in cars… to afraid to do anything.
Most likely these perps – if they attacked you and your girl, they have attacked others in the area. Perps like to attack where they live, they are more familiar with the areas. Hope you reported it to the police.
The comments here are hilarious. As if any of you would have the balls to do the things you threaten to do.
I’d join this group, only if we can name it the Warriors and I can nickname myself Swan.
I’m in.
are we dressing up like superheros or just grippin and rippin? I really don’t do tights well… but some moulded rubber might help.
I vote for “Halifax extracts”..
or Hax for short.
The cops might of helped you but seeing they are all on the highways standing 100 meters from there vehicles with there radar guns clocking speeders while leaning on the speed limit sign. Must be nice to get payed the big bucks to be a traffic cop!!!
I once heard there was a street brawl in the U.K. involving a gang of Santas versus a Black/Asian gang. I vote we show up as Santas. Or Zantas, whatever floats your boat.
Here’s the link: http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/police-hu…
hey broc i have foiled bike thefts, stopped shoplifters and can yell really loud
Hey, you’re that drunken posse.
Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
they call me the waffler
Is that like the hamburgler, only with breakfast foods?
I suppose that makes me the Egg Beater.
gohabsgo – That has to be the first time i have ever seen the words “cops” and “making the big bucks” in the same sentence.
I am sure the cops all enjoy their weekends off and like to take their 40 ft yachts out for a cruise. Ya know, as long as the county club is not too crowded with teachers and postal workers all bragging about how fast their Porsches can go
On what planet do you dare to imply cops are over paid for the work they do? Sounds like sour grapes resulting from a case of lead feet.