Summer lovin’ is awesome, BUT a few little things irk me year after year:
– Standing outside the bar and picking up drunk girls IS fun, but at no point in time should you brag about it. There is no real challenge, and it’s not your “game” at work. It’s those last call tequila shots working their magic. It’s like hunting slugs.
-If you’re going to hook-up post drinks+night club, bravo. They like sex, you like sex, everyone’s a winner. But please wait until AFTER you leave the bar to start the heavy PDA… for your dignity, and my eyes. Plus, if it’s gotten to the point where you’re both ready to ravish, you should hurry up and go home. One of you is probably going to black out soon, and that’s illegal.
-Don’t be a dick and never get checked for STIs. —Keep ‘er Clean
This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2011.
..hmm douche bag etiquette….good luck with that..there’s no rules in “love” and war..:)
You know, if people want to make out at a bar, that’s their business. There are plenty of classier, more mature (boring) establishments in Halifax where that sort of thing is not commonly seen. You sound like you should be there, OB.
And belittling someone’s sexual accomplishments, however small they may be (picking up a drunk girl after the bar “it’s just the tequilla”) is something that people I like to call “haters” do. None of your business, and really doesn’t effect you.
I’m gong to take a wild stab in the dark and assume you’re female OB. I hear a lot of girls trash on guys flirting/pick up technique, but truth is they wouldn’t know thing one about trying to pull a woman themselves. Easy for them to say when they are the sex that gets approached, much more often than not.
Many of them fall for the stupidest shit in the book, and a guy without “game” in other words a sincere, honest and well meaning guy, will get shot down 10 times out of 10.
Practice safe sex.
And remember, the little brother of your fuck buddy can be a strategic ally or a powerful foe.
If you’re thinking long term, cultivate him.
You sir, are just jealous ;D. The whole time reading this, I’m just picturing all the scenarios you described and you’re just standing there, watching as the fun happens.
jealous yer not gettin’ any, eh? Yeah, you’ll have the last laugh, that’s right, when everyone else was having a good time fucking this or that person, you waited patiently for that ONE person to fuck for the rest of your life. fuck that.
Oh Cranky … you really are Cranky. You did the same thing OP is doing.
“… honest and well meaning guy, will get shot down 10 times out of 10” You’re approaching the wrong girls.
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lol well I approach the attractive ones if that’s what you mean Donk. You think a hot girl hasn’t heard the basic intro before 10 000 times? You gotta have game, you gotta know what you’re doing and stand out amongst the literally hundreds of guys competing for her attention on a constant basis. And you can’t just be straight up and honest cuz that’s no fun. That’s my experience anyway.
I agree with Just Mel
OP is hating on one choice & so are you.
Do what you want, you’re a free entity. Just do it for the right reasons.
Oh. I see. I was hating on people who hate on other people’s choices. Werd.
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you guys make my head spin right round baby right round
my favorite line used to be,”so, you wanna go to my place and fuck all night”. you would be surprised how many chicks actually said okay.9 out of 10 times, the one that didn’t want to, was with another chick, usually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJUrt0O7uY
Hunting sluts, or rounding up cattle? Moooo….some of them are heffers.
Some of these comments read like pages out of a Gigolo’s Pocket Handbook
I’ve always found it funny how a guy can act like a complete sleaze and for the most part, the damned girls will fall for the load of shit that he spews. And also how a guy can fuck anything with 2 feet and a heartbeat, (2 feet optional), and be revered as a hero but if a woman does the same thing, she’s a skanky, slutty ho, lower than squid jizz, (thanks again for that term, Father Ivan)
“Fred Garvin…….male prostitute”
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BetqqJPLz-w/SLSE…
You’re most welcome Avast0. I got to listen to an absolutely pathetic chat-up on the bus this morning. First ,Buddy tried to spark up a convo about the shooting in Highfield yesterday. Then he tried the old “Is your name ****** by any chance because you remind me of someone that I went to Dartmouth High with?”
Freakin hilarious
http://bshistorian.files.wordpress.com/200…
Crash and burn, Maverick….crash and burn!
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a116/jmi…
I prefer the term passion-driven female ;D
lol…noted, Mel 😉