The “gangster thug” wanna be teenagers and adults I’d like to let you all know you are nothing but useless, stupid, ignorant fuck ups. Your whole lives will be a fuck up. Your mother fucked up when she didn’t spit you out and set it on fire. You waste oxygen. Go fuck off somewhere else, like Antarctica. Pieces of fucking shit. —ye ye ye mutha fuggas!
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2015.


Spanish??? lolololol
agree op, oh yes. bad, mean people everywhere should just fuck the fuck off this planet.
The poster’s criticism would be much more effective if he refrained from using subtle metaphor.
The poster’s criticism of marginal and disadvantaged groups would have been much more effective if he had refrained from the use of subtle metaphor.
Time to have these “ganster thugs” pressed or conscripted to fight the good fight for this country as they have in other countries to expel their pent up frustrations and hated. Then and only then, if terrible consequences befell them, they could honestly say they did it for honor. Where in h^ll is Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway? We need a company of gunnery sergeants to straighten these “gangster thugs” out.
Antarctica, to hang with the Gangsta Penguins…
Ahhhhh, Gunny Highway. The only modern philospher worthy of the title.
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While it’s true that time in the service has turned around more than one young miscreant, the not yet fully evolved pond life to whom the OP refers have very marginal military utility.
Fit ’em with clown shoes and send them out to detect IED’s. That’s about it.
Have you seen any 40 year old gangstas lately? I thought not.
One day I saw a gent of about fifty or so walking up Spring Garden with a bag of groceries in each hand. In front of one shop there was a circle of thugs blocking the sidewalk and talking loud shite as they often do.
The gent didn’t say a word. He just kept walking straight through the crowd, looking straight ahead as if they never existed, brushing them aside with his shoulders and bags. A couple of them started sputtering choice words at him but he didn’t even flinch and they didn’t chase after him. He just kept calmly and slowly walking away with his head up, Clint Eastwood-esque in his demeanour, as if nothing had happened.
It was a very amusing sight.
I grew up in a rough neighbourhood. It was very common (back in the 80s) that the lawyer for a thug who had gotten into legal trouble would tell the judge that his client had intended to join the military. The judge would give the thug an ultimatum that he be in the forces by a certain date or face jail time. I remember one guy who wrote the military aptitude test and was of such low intelligence that he only qualified for a single trade. I think it was cook’s helper.
Anyway, things have changed over the years. There are fewer pure labour jobs. That means there are and will be fewer and fewer jobs for those with low education, low intelligence and maybe even suffering from things like fetal alcohol syndrome. I fear that the idle thug types will grow in numbers.
I fucking hate skivs. Just wait until summer when they begin plaguing the streets again.
Is “ye ye ye mutha fuggars” suggesting that there exist genetic factors resulting in marked variations in both intelligence and ability in the population at large? Does he understand these factors to be racially determined? Can he provide evidence to that effect?
Eat. Pray. Thug.
Yeah well fuck you.
Leave Antarctica alone. Send them to the tarsands.
Hep, hep, hep…you crazy kids with your bell bottom trousers and your rock and/or roll music. Wags cane at invisible kids on the lawn.
Hey y’all, I heard there’s a sale on polyester pants and hush puppies at the sears bargain basement, ya old fucks!!! Its a style, no different than any other. I personally don’t care for it, but who am I to tell someone else how to dress?
ok, up for it, but no laughing. I would need to spend a penny, and they don’t exist anymore.
It appears as if my invitation to a Zoot Suit Riot has been deleted, possibly because it could be interpreted as incitement to terrorist activity under the proposed Conservative legislation.
Way to be proactively Harper-iffic, Mod.
I knew you were one us , at heart. ♥
not only your zoot suit comment, but the original you tube video link. so of course, my comments in response look like I am totally senile, man.
to quote kitty, FFS.
why post the original bitch in the first fuggin place then??????
I’m not surprised the utoob link was bowdlerized, but it seems that you can be blacklisted for just mentioning C*l^mb!n#r in a comment. Which is kind of unusual since J@c*b B**n enlightened us with an Onionesque assessment of what C*l^mb!n#rs are. Unless he was actually trying to be serious, in which…Oh Dear God.>: 0
Hay Mod, if you’ve ever forwarded a Downfall Parody, you might be a Col….
Do Svidanya, Tovaritschki.
Okay, I’m going to reverse my earlier statement and strenuously object to the removal of the clip from “Ca$h”
In deconstructing the scene from a Bergsonian stance, it is obvious that the Sean Bean character was not being racist, he was in fact taking a principled stand against the pernicious cultural sterotypes that have marred race relations and plagued the African Nova Sco…, er African-Cana…, wait, African-American? African-Terran?, African-Homo Sapiens?. (A little help here Mod, I’m not really up on this week’s cultural identifier.)
Anyway, Mr. Bean was taking great pains to assure “Glen the fookin’ ploomah” and, indeed all our sable brethren, that he , most emphatically did not view them as being inherently dangerous, or a menace to society or disposable people.
Indeed, he was abandoning his white privilege of being afraid of those of a different hue, and I think the clip should be applauded for that.
Now, can’t we all just get along.
and……………… it was an incident between black and Spanish, so no white folks were involved, ergo, no racism.
anyone accuse Korean of racism against blacks? or vice versa?