I’m so sick of people deleting me off Facebook! Every week, I will check my friend list and it just keeps getting shorter and shorter! Why the fuck did you add or confirm me in the first place if you were just going to delete me eventually? You know who I am so why bother deleting me? I didn’t do anything bad to you! When or if I see you again in person, I won’t give you the time of day. Fuck you!
—Brenda
This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2009.
Facebook is not the end of your social existence. Maybe you should go through and cut a few off, and stop adding people that you barely know, like that guy you met at the Dome or people from work you say good morning to and nothing else.
I call b.s. on this bitch. I refuse to believe that there is someone this gay out there.
Hate to be blunt, but people delete you because:
A. You’re annoying
B. You pissed them off
C. They want to preserve the definition of ‘friend’
In the end, who really fucking cares.
Agree w/Fever. It’s pretty sad that so many people make that stupid fucking thing such a big part of their lives. If you don’t talk to these people that often than who the hell cares. It’s like trying to be the top person to comment on The Coast website. Go out and play or something.
Ironic that this is coming from someone who’s handle is ‘wastedtime’. Sorry, I just find that funny.
Go meet some real people and stop visiting Internet High.
really??? REALLY!?
I I’m having a hard time believing that someone cares THAT much about facebook.
I will now quote fizz “MY ASS IS BLEEDING!!”
Sometimes I delete people off my FB when my friend list gets to high. I don’t talk to 300 people on a daily or even monthly basis so why are they on my friend list!
I delete people off facebook so they’ll go to the coast website and complain about it… mission accomplished!!
I don’t find it hard to believe that people are this obsessed with facebook at all. It’s leotarded yeah, but not surprising. There’s a lot of stupid people in the world, and most of them are on facebook right now.
I find some people on facebook flirt with my delete finger by posting frequent & annoying status’s usually about how much they love their partner, or puppies, etc. I got no time for “friends” who sound as though they live in a world made up of unicorns and rainbows. I don’t know why but they depress me.
The people most likely to get booted from my friend list are the app-happy imbeciles that bombard me with requests and incessantly show up in my newsfeed with quiz results.
I don’t give a flying fuck if they tell you have a high IQ, or the spirit of a wolf, or you were a goddamn viking in a past life. By posting this crap, you’ve now affirmed you have the IQ and the spirit of your current incarnation as a DOUCHEBAG. I don’t want to join the group for your shitty photography, I don’t want to be a vampire, a pirate, or a zombie, and I sure as hell don’t want your fucking friendship rose, so quit sending me this inane garbage!
And all the bleeding heart morons with the chain letters and the groups for poor little Timmy who has cancer can get fucked too. Anyone who actually believes that they’re ‘making a difference’ by clicking a button on a computer should be pronounced braindead and their organs harvested to save worthy lives.
OP, if any of the above sounds like you, you’re an asshat who deserves to be deleted. In any case, it’s just Facebook, fer chrissakes. Get a life.
HAHAHAHAHAH, this bitch is probably one of the funniest I have ever read.
Oh where has this world gone to…..
I have deleted people recently for being REALLY GODDAMN ANNOYING. Are you really goddamn annoying? You probably are if people keep deleting you. And especially if you notice and care this much.
Do you tend to talk to everyone on your list?
I few out the people by the ones i dont talk to or have no intenions to talking to
meOw, Thanks for saving me from a serious bout of carpal tunnel. FB suks sooooo much. Social networking for social syncophants’.
Delete Facbook and go out and play. your life is ending one moment at a time…. In fact F this Im going kyacking.
I love Kayaking – rock on Rafiki – enjoy!
Yes Dino Jr. the handle is part of the point.
It’s a website. Appreciate what you have instead of lamenting about what you don’t.
i got rid of tons of ppl on my facebook because i dont talk to them on there, if they take it that seriously they need to get out more. it doesnt mean i dont like them its just that i dont need 400 ppl on there
I delete people all the time. I probably go through my list of friends like once every 3 months and ask myself if I’ve spoken to them in that time frame. If I havent, or I dont think they’re worth keeping up a frienship with, DELETE. Nonetheless, it does suck to get deleted. Oh well 🙂 you’ll get over it eventually!
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Murder Junkie, I hear you there. I have a few people on my friend list who will put up status updates about how much they love their partner like every week literally! Do they not realize that no one cares but them?
Get a life! Facebook is for losers. Have you nothing better to do?
Have you seen my snapchat?