Had time of my life and I owe it all to you

We met at retro night on NYE, we hung out and you had some sharp moves. I thought I had your number but apparently I don’t. My apologies, I’m actually not an ass. Happy New Year to you and your great gang! Thanks for sharing the dance floor. –Bearded museum man

This article appears in Dec 22, 2016 – Jan 4, 2017.