Bitch #1 – To the zit-laden juice-injecting morons who think it’s cool to snap selfies in front of the mirrors in the gym change rooms: Can you not read the signs that say “the use of cameras or other image capturing devices in the change rooms is prohibited”?? Since you are obviously too stupid to figure it out, the phone you are using to take the picture IS a camera or other image capturing device. Allow me to simplify further: you don’t take pictures in the change room. Ever. Nobody, with the possible exception of other zit-laden juice-injecting morons, wants to be part of your photographic evidence of narcissistic drug use (look it up). Next time I see you trying to snap a selfie, I’m reporting you to the front desk and I will tell them you were really trying to take pictures of me in various states of undress in the changing room, followed by a call to the police, you creeps.
Bitch #2 – To the sauna slobs who don’t sit on a towel whilst in the sauna: Can you not read the sign that asks you to please sit on a towel whilst using the sauna?? Who wants to be next to use your seat in the sauna after you let all your sweaty bag and crack juices form an ever expanding puddle of ecch on the bench? Seriously, you shoot eye darts at people who don’t wipe down gym equipment, and then you smear your schmech all over the sauna seats without a second thought?? Jeezus. —Gym Ranter
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2015.
I’m tellin’ …… why wait for next time? The action was in progress and no better time than the present to let the fuckers know what they are doing goes against your moral and ethical code as well as the etiquette of decency.
As for the sauna, who enjoys breathing in the soup of another? Steam a human and try not to get what comes out of their pores in your mouth and nostrils. Do you know at what temp bacteria multiplies? Oh yeah, you are leaving the hygienic cleaning of the space to a minimum wage earner who could care less about the smear from your schmech.
Solid bitch
Once again Sartre has been confirmed, “L’enfer, c’est les autres.”
I’ll never understand why some people would want to destroy their bodies with steriods, whats the end game?
Hmmm… let me see. Someone willing to wreck their bodies with steroids also not adhering to the strict rules of gym etiquette and propriety. Shocking turn of events.
Bitch #1: Why would she want to take pictures of you in various stages of undress in the changing room? Is she a switch-hitter or do you just have a magnificent rack?
Bitch #2: That “sweaty bag and crack juices?” Is she a hermaphrodite?
Provincials is Saturday, there will be less locker room selfie-taking after that (until the next one, anyway).
Sorry, but as a guy, I don’t see these as issues.
For the record, I don’t shoot “juice” nor do I worry about someones sweaty bum crack.
Steroids – because nothing induces an artificial sense of self-esteem quite like, brain tumours, mood swings, high blood pressure, increased risk of heart attack and stroke, breast growth, impotence, bowel problems…..
^^^ Hing, I ordered a special batch of perfume for you. It’s called “Eau de Sweaty Bum”. You’re welcome! Enjoy!
Speaking of steroids, I read this somewhere: “To raise awareness for breast cancer, Major League Baseball used pink bats on Mother’s Day. To raise for awareness for steroid abuse, they used tiny, shrivelled balls.”
To fit in, try saying ‘sick gains bro!’ every once and awhile to whoever is nearby. It calms them.
Thanks Eggy!
I have brand new dumb-bells downstairs still in the box, they’re just missing the bad gym etiquette dummy to complete the set.
I’m sorry but if someone was snapping selfies in the gym locker room, first thing I’d be doing is reporting it to management right then and there, and I wouldn’t take a ‘oh ok thanks for letting us know’ response – I’d insist on an immediate dealing with the prick snapping pics in the change room.
It would almost be worth being the victim of a one-punch homicide to send one of these oily berserkers to Dorchester where he could impress the general population with his free-lifting and atrophied dick.
Unless you know for a FACT they’re using steroids, calling them out as if they did is just stupid. I mean really…
We asked 100 people, top 3 answers are on the board….
Where’s a place you may see very strong, muscular (likely dedicated) people?
duh.
Especially active, acne prone people who are trying to make themselves at least partially attractive in spite of potential skin issues.
(ya know…. Snitzky-ish types)
As someone who’s always had borderline BDD all my life, pics are a definite no-no.
Hulk smash that phucking phone if it’s clicking in the locker room.
Ball and crack, sauna juice… yeah. Totally valid.. though whenever I went to the gym, no-one ever used the sauna for anything more than a minute or two to air dry off after a shower.
You tell ’em Willard.
Somewhere in this thread, the reasons behind the pilsbury dough girl are revealed.
Life makes so much sense, now.
wtf mod, do you get extra pay for banning people? you suck
This one is for our erstwhile colleague Chuck Yeager who I believe may have been sent into an intergalactic orbit of indeterminate duration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6wxp3Z_zks
Rocket Man by Elton John/Bernie Taupin
She packed my bags last night pre flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high, as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as Hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you didn’t
And all this science, I don’t understand
It’s just my job, five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Now, I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
that’s a bingo https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/…
And bread lady is banned in 3… 2… 1…
Not ONLY has chuck been banned, his IP was blocked, too!
Tis a sad sad day when a board fixture is tossed away like garbage.
(and breakfast sandwich is banned in 3… 2… 1…)
Does this look like the face of someone who should be banned?
Punched, yes, but banned, no.
https://i.imgflip.com/iz1kn.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f…