When I get intimate with a man, it would be nice if there wasn’t a furry forest down under. I shave or wax on a regular basis, so why can’t my partner do the same? Yeah, I’m talking to all the guys I’ve ever been with in my life. Seriously, can’t even trim it up? And yet, most of you want us ladies to be trimmed or bald. To my current partner, I’ve told you several times to at least trim (not even shave or wax), and you just leave the werewolf down there. I know you wouldn’t take too kindly to a huge bush, but you’re gonna get one if you don’t get off your lazy ass and grab a pair of scissors or a razor! —Bald lady
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
Be pro-active Baldy. Make it a game, tie him up & break out the trimmers =)
I love this bitch…not that I’ve ever been in this situation…you’d think guys would trim to make it look bigger!
Nice comment Hugo.
It’s true and a fair trade to be sure.
I keep it trim but not too much, my lady wants some fur down there, just not enough to tickle her nose.
I thought this was by sebastian at first but we know he’s not get any.
*getting
Crotch afros – the reason why Whipper-Snippers were invented.
RC, trimming the brush might make the yard more fun to play in, but it doesn’t make the tree look any bigger 😉
heh, hugo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE
… and Blue is über cute
Crotch-scaping is a two-way street. LOL @ Hugo’s comment on the length of tree shadows cast on the lawn.
🙂
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/200…
A-friggen-men.
For the love of GOD AT LEAST shave your balls.
I don’t know why guys expect women to put hairy balls anywhere CLOSE to their mouths. *gag*
And while we’re on the subject: WASH them as well. No one wants musty ball smell while they’re down there doing the *winkwink*
A good trim adds an “optical inch” and manscaping isn’t that difficult…..c’mon boys, cleaner’up good.
is shaving armpits taboo?
Maybe they’re not trimming because its winter .
oh my fuck, not again. we did this one back a couple months ago. my answer then and now is that if you are a female, bald or hairy like a fucking sasquatch, i’m going to do you. hair or gone, no problem here. but if the chick don’t get turned on by the hair. then you want a little boy, not a normal male adult. shaving there is something for idiots, child molesters, and rapists. no self respecting adult male, does this shit. and notice, that i said self respecting.
r.c. , honey, i don’t need to trim anything, to make it look bigger, it just is. gollyeeeeee
If you dislike going down on a guy because he is too hairy, here is an idea..Tell him if he wants to have amazing blow jobs, to trim. If he wants to stick to hand jobs, than don’t.
Same goes for you though Op.
And for Dan Savages oulook:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=163VQVp9cfQ
I once read something similar like this in a magazine article once. It was people sending in their sex stories and one was about a couple who were just starting to get intimate together and they were very nervous/shy about things.
They opted to trim each other so one stood in a bathtub (without water) while the other trimmed gently with clippers and scissors. The guy went second and the gal did her thing and when she was done she was so aroused and having a time that she went down on him almost immediately. Then I presume he returned the favour; at least hope he did.
Never hurts to turn something that’s like a chore into a fun little game. Give it a shot, OP.
Here’s an idea OP, just cut him off until he complies :). I’m so lucky to have a BF who shaves :D! It just makes all that junk look better. And yeah I agree with PK; just wash everything every time you have sex!! It’s much more pleasant :).
One has to wonder where the lawn ends here???
http://www.seyegosucks.com/wp-content/uplo…
Wow! Make no wonder suckster is contantly trolling for nookie. Must be tough trying to impress the ladies with a readiness to display such neanderthal qualities. Let’s see, women who wear heels and tank tops are asking to be raped, and anyone who likes to trim their pubes is a perv-pedo and/or rapist. I’d expect to be desperate and dateless if I went around spouting crap like that too.
Tell him it makes “it” look bigger…and that’s all I got to say about that!
Did you ever get really drunk, shave your coin purse and send the harvest by registered mail to that girl from Souris who broke your heart in third year. Nope? Me neither.
Yeah, seriously, OC, I really don’t know why the ladies aren’t knocking down his door. What a catch.
Ivan-the-purse-groomer, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Many thanks for the good guffaw.
>; )
My wife doesn’t travel south. So she won’t have to deal with the Brazilian rain forest.
Strangely I find completely hairless unattractive, but a nice short trim and some grooming goes a long way. Keeping the hedges in order is quite courteous.
I like a little something there. I find complete hairlessness disconcerting sometimes. It almost “infantilizes” the area, or something. And as a tactile learner, I really like having it under my fingers etc.
One guy’s opinion.
Yep….. baldness sucks. Takes away from the anticipation.
P-N-B. Where did you get that pic?!!! Do you know him? Looks very much like a guy I sailed with. If he didn’t shave his neck, his beard and chest hair would merge.
Haha..I found him on Plenty of Fish. Not sure what to do with him? Butterflied or Smoked? For sure I have to sear/singe him first before I attempt a rack of loin.
Lolz P-N-B.
“Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women’s magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.” – Richard Roeper
I will agree that women can be beautiful works of art…but so can men…
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. ~Aesop
Male body is a beautiful work of art, but if he trimmed, he might have looked an inch larger down there.
http://www.underwearbody.com/wp-content/up…
To be fair Hugo (and Dick), those magazines only show fit and hairless naked ladies. Women can be just as hairy and lumpy when they don’t have the genes of a supermodel and/or don’t exercise, eat healthy, and shave/wax.
But personally, I’ll take a normal naked gentleman over a fit naked lady any day. But guess I’m biased as ‘the lover of penises’.
And hairy isn’t necessarily bad, I like the general hairiness of men. It’s probably partially due to some sort of left over evolutionary preference towards choosing hairier mates because thicker facial and body hair was a signifier of sexual potency or something… but besides that I just think it’s sexy.
There are also a bunch of studies I heard about (never read them so don’t quote me on this) that show hairier men are more likely to go into and do well in academia. Not necessarily that hairier men are smarter. It could just be that hairier men are more likely to go to university for whatever reason and the second part about doing well could just be due to the fact that they are the majority there… according to the study I heard about…
beauty piece of art is it nsnth? (i’m gonna go all LS) ..how about i give you a private showing? 🙂
I’m sitting in line to a car wash laughing out loud at you Ivan and Capano. You guys all kill me!!! People watching think I’m crazy. 🙂
We are descendants of apes not a hairless alien race. Waxing is nice, it makes the netherbits feel soft and the same way you felt when you were seven. The issue is this, thank the porn industry for making Brazilians, Phoenix or the butterfly one of the top money makers for aestheticians. I don’t make this shit up, I see the descriptions on the services list. The industry wants the wankin’ consumer to get it all, bare, smooth and dare I say child-like. Sort of disturbing when you think about it.
As my aesthetician once said thank the hairy snatches of metro for being that way otherwise she would be eating out of a Tim’s dumpster. A guy hairless, well if his name is M Phelps, that works, or you are training for an extreme triathalon, it works. But really besides porn or an infestation of pubic lice, why would you want a man hairless? Sort of creepy…even Ron Jeremy, aka The Hedgehog never succumbed to the wax pot. A little trim and he’s good to go I say!
Anything to keep my bitchin’ peeps cringeing RG. Hope the wean has a Hulkeriffic B-day on the morrow. And what are you doing reading posts in traffic. Better not be Driving. Grrrr >: )
Just a little nitpicking here.
Djohns – Humans and hominids have a common ancestor, we are not descended from them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_evoluti…
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20…
Just wondering wheelip, if mouth-nipple action is considered infantalization too.
We know that motorboating is, well, some of us do.
I had to consult Urban Dictionary for that, Ivan.
I rather though that I did a fairly good job of explaining it to Oceanchick last summer.
Who’s RG ivan. Did you give me a new nick name? Also I said I was in line for a car wash. Car was turned off n I sat for 20 mins. All set for the big bday party tomorrow. 22 treat bags done.
I thought I knew what motorboating was but it dosent involve any shaved parts so now I’m not sure.
Typo RC. I must notta read the part about waiting in line. Sor-ree. Motorboating involves women’s bits that should never NEED shaving.
Campana I do not know whether to shudder or crack up hysterically at that one…
Eh… When a someone goes down on a person, they shouldn’t be flossing as well…
By the way, have you ever tried to untangle hair from a tongue piercing? Talk about un-fucking-pleasant
“untangle hair from a tongue piercing?” blehhhhhhh MS
http://1389blog.com/pix/SmileyShocked.png
Motorboating!!
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
OK ladies I’m all nice and smooth now. LOL.
Who HASN’T done that, FA? heehee
You know, I think for the ladies the best option is to wax as opposed to shave. Waxing lasts longer, you get a ‘cleaner’ result, the stubble isn’t as rough and you don’t get those stupid little red bumps. Plus you can get cute little shapes if you wanna keep a little bit of hair down there. heehee.
PK, laser removal is a fabulous choice! Fantastic!
Oceanchick-
Mouth/nipple is awesome, especially girl’s mouth, boy’s nerp.
Ooooh — donk: how much would a bikini line laser hair removal run, approx? I’ve been curious lately…
wheels, I’m trying to figure out how suckling of nipples is not also considered infantalization?
Um it varies. Anywhere from 70-100 per session and typically it takes between 6-10 sessions. So it is a bit pricey.
Well…$1000 for the whole package max…that’s not AWFUL considering the price of waxing/razors… I mean, I pay $15 for a pack of three razor refills and that lasts me a month or so… and a french bikini wax is about $40 (or a brazilian is like $50 at the salon I go to)…so over a lifetime….it’s probably cheaper in the end to get the laser treatment.
A lot less hassle too 🙂
O’chick-
I was addressing the grooming of the area in question. I can imagine there is some kind of “emotional call back/comfort” to sucking a nipple, though the nibbling, biting, sucking, grabbing, pinching etc etc and so on keep me from getting too wrapped up in the infantilization of that too much.
Anyhoo, I was talking appearance as opposed to function. As for “defending” this opinion of mine to the death, it’s not terribly earth-shattering, so I haven’t devoted the years of research this no doubt deserves.
I was just saying I like some hair there due to a certain reaction I have sometimes.
http://www.gossipcop.com/charlie-sheen-hai…
It’s true. God really does hate these poor people .
If you thought sucking on nipples was bad…here is a news for you:
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011…
But what’s worse is Lady Gaga is suing Baby Gaga. Talk about narccissism.
I work hard to keep everything trimmed nice and neat. Its just gotta be done…Wife likes it too, guess thats what matters most.
I dare ya’s not to laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAOiLtT46fY…
damn link won’t work!
we’ll try again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAOiLtT46fy
Well, that didn’t work either. Anyone wants a good laugh you’ll just have to go to youtube yourself and look for Mrs Brown’s Bikini Wax.