To the shit for brains who threw a piece of banana at me as I was trying to feed a stray cat on Windsor a few weeks ago: Grow the fuck up and get a life!! Hemingway claimed that his cats were smarter and more loyal than most people he knew and he was right. I told a vet this last year when I came to pick up one of my dear cats who had just died. I could barely stand or talk. My cat died far too young and he was far smarter than any asshole throwing bananas from the safety of a car. Why are there never any rocks around when you really need them? —mpoitras
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.


I’m with you all the way OP, except the colour of the trash with the unregistered banana is hardly relevant, is it? There’s a whole rainbow coalition of shitheads out there, hardwired to cheapen the value of our lives so stay frosty – from one cat lover to another. >: )
The crapitude of people never ceases to amaze me op! Gotta love a cat lover!
ah, a less common version of the canadian drive by….
you can be glad it wasn’t poutine….
or was driven by a trucker!
high definition piss jugs never looked so real.
Good thing he didn’t throw his feces
bananas eh? that’s really odd http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e7WbzPFNXxA/R_17…
Yeah – that was odd!
i have had lots of shite chucked at me but never a banana
DAMN DIRTY HALIGONIANS
no matter how stupid or ignorant or idiotic someone might be, a cat will never be smarter than a human being. ever. cats are not even the most intelligent animals in the animal kingdom, especially not domesticated ones. i know that wasn’t the point of your bitch, but it’s a fucking stupid animal. cats are stupid.
Congrats for proving Hemingway’s point. Your cuba libre, trophy marlin and loaded 12 gauge are waiting for you in the Green Room. Thanks for playing.
we visited his home/museum in key west, i went for the kitty kats http://www.purrfectfence.com/images/index/…
I think Ernie must have been a bit “Over-refreshed” when he made the loyalty comment. SOBova swears that the Countess loves us; I say she sees us solely as “the apes that bring food”
http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/34/lolc…
What a stupid cunt – may his face meet the front end of a dump truck. I loves kitties 2.
stop calling people assholes o.p., they are very useful, in different ways. they are not even human beings, just some dumb piece of crapped out shit. and shit has a use too. just bide your time, something will catch up to them.
No wonder Halifax has a feral cat population problem…..dumb fucks like the OB keep feeding them. Let nature takes its course.
Go buy a bag of fasteners at Canadian Tire, Zellers, etc.
Something solid, say 3/8″ bolts, 3/4″ nuts. The bolts’ thread will leave quite a mark.
Or a massive keychain.
Halifox… it’s a good thing you weren’t born in egyptian times….
your act of treason would get your a free pass to your ‘next’ life.
http://home.gwi.net/~gwens/cleocatra.jpg
Quite right. It’s the Hom-Dai for you, laughing boy.
http://images.wikia.com/mummy/images/b/ba/…
And that gold-painted houri, she’s Snooki – for eternity.
“To the shit for brains who threw a piece of banana at me”
You didn’t need to continue writing. Anyone that would throw a banana at someone is a SFB.
haters be hatin’. Monkeys be throwing bananas.
hey, that’s not true….
http://themushroomkingdom.net/images/ss/mp…
though maybe it was a suicidal banana.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS…
“People keep giving meth and E to the f-a-g-g-o-t population of Halifax and you don’t seem to care. Let AIDS take its natural course and kill the homosebastual gene like God intended it to.”
– Posted by Donairious BIG on September 22, 2011 at 10:21 PM
Illegal hate speech. Ban the user. Delete the post. If you do not then you are as guilty as he.