For all the fellas who write to “Love the Way we Love” about hot girls they see on the bus: grow a set and just ask her out! I’m so sick of reading your letters. “You were wearing red glasses and riding the #1”. Or “you had brown hair on the nine and smiled at me.” The letters all end the same way – you were too fucking scared to say anything so you just stared silently like a creep. Stop wasting time writing your letters and start working up the nerve to say hello instead. Do you know how many awesome, still-single girls live in this town? Don’t gawk. Say hi. And if you can’t manage that, shut the fuck up already and quit writing your sad sack letters. —Why are guys so dumb?
This article appears in Dec 5-11, 2013.
Yes OP, I cringe when I read those LTWWL’s, too. But would you really rather that these weirdo’s approach you on a bus?
“YOUR LABIA ARE MAGNIFICENT!”
“The letters all end the same way – you were too fucking scared to say anything so you just stared silently like a creep.” Why are guys so dumb
Instead of staring silently like a creep why don’t you just say, “Your labia are magnificent!” It’s always a great conversation opener assuming, of course, that her labia are indeed magnificent.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Sometimes all they want is to look and not say anything……sometimes that’s all there is….The look.
HAHA yeah OK OB, then the bitch board and the whole next issue of the coast would be about how creepy guys are and how they ALWAYS invade your space and make you feel scared for your life. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
^^ you DO realize there’s more than one female who posts to the bitch board, right?
so there is a possibility of more than one POV?
I’ll tell ya, as much as I think it would be great to do so OP, I think it would have to the already horrible reputation of men here 🙂
Not to mention the embarrassment of getting blatantly rejected in front of everyone on the bus… especially if you constantly take said bus and see the same people every day.
I think they are all written by the same person just documenting their finds.
There’s so many things that make the original post retarded. The original poster is living in a dream world, or projecting, or both.
^^ so you start a conversation under false pretenses.
Seriously how fucking hard is a little suavity in the chase anyway? It’s not like you’re trying to pull off jedi mind tricks.
or the all purpose ‘hey’ with a nice smile. it will be returned, or not. if it’s not, carry on with your life. no harm. if she smiles back and says ‘hey’ you have a start.
if you approach a total stranger on the bus asking them for a lap dance go back to social skills school (thanks for the hit pk) . but a little ‘hey’ is easy to say, easy to respond to, easy to cold shoulder if one is so inclined. and with minimal social embarrassment.