There is no excuse for sticking gum under the table at our cafe (or anywhere), absolutely none! We have THREE garbage cans, that’s THREE garbage cans… do us all a favor and either a) spit out your gum BEFORE you order, or b) spit out your gum in the garbage can after. If I witness you do this myself, I’ll have NO problem calling you out for it in front of everybody, since in addition to it being disgusting and lazy, I’m pretty sure it’s also a form of vandalism.
—Hubba Bubba
This article appears in Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2009.
That also goes to those cocksuckers who stick gum on the seats of the bus. The other day, no less that 4 of the seats on the back of the bus were gummed.
What about them boogie stalactites that people create under tables? Makes you wonder what would result if the gum and boogies bred – another HRM councillor perhaps?
Gum on grocery cart handles really frosts my cupcakes.