To the fucker[s?] who have been breaking into people’s homes and stealing nothing but their guitars lately – you can go fuck yourself. I’m the third person in the past week that I’ve heard of who has had their guitars stolen without anything else getting taken.

You could’ve taken all of the electronics in my apartment or the THREE sets of unplugged speakers that I had put aside to pawn off. But no. You take the fucking guitars. The electric ones I don’t care about, but damnit give me my acoustic back.

I wrote my best songs on that guitar, have been serenaded to on that guitar and have played my favourite shows with it. You’re a fucking dick.

If anyone finds a black Norman B20 HG 4T Classic guitar with white around the trim with some chips in the body, reply to this. Thanks.

–Guitar Romantic

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  1. omfg,it’s the ghost of elvis,he swore to me,that he would come back this year,he said he hated fucking phony guitar players.i guess he must have meant you too.call the fucking cops fool.

  2. Guitars rock and I’m truly in love with mine…erm…it’s not actually mine… I borrowed it. hehe!

  3. anyone missing a lot of big sizee shit in the fairview area lately, i think i know where it might be going.

  4. I’m in the North end on the corner of North and Agricola.
    One of the others was near Quinpool [I do believe. It’s my friend’s dad, so I’m not entirely sure.]
    I don’t know where the third people live.

  5. LIFE SUCKS can the fucking useless mockery. It serves no purpose and is not even funny. By your attitude, I guess no one should own a guitar unless they’re a pro. You’re an asshat plain and simple.

  6. sorry broc, you beat me to that title already. and did i say anything about being a pro. i know some pros, and they are fun, if you got the cash.and i wasn’t kidding about fairview either. suck on that bone, bitch.

  7. I know that pain – several years ago Hub-Unit lost his beloved Martin D-35 to some fucking dick – check out the pawn shops around town to see if it might have landed there. This really sucks a stump and I hope you get your guitar back.

  8. Hey Life Sucks, I probably know the same people in Fairview….but its really not something to brag about. It doesnt make you ‘cool’ to know ‘thugs’.

  9. virgomom, know of them sweetheart, not know them personally. crap like that, i have no use for, and would not hesitate to take them out with a shot to the head. but there are fucking laws against that, dammit.

  10. Yea checking pawn shops is a good start . Poor start up band or not – the dude loves his guitar .You think the big bands just picked up their instruments and next day became super bands? I can lay out some shithead comments myself – but some of these take the cake . Fuck – my niceness is showing – hang on ——— yep – fuck the world .

  11. Someone broke in and stole only guitars?
    What else was there to choose from?

    If there were other, more compact, more easily sold items e.g. Blu Ray/laptop etc…and they were left, I would say that it’s likely an “inside job”.

    Have a notice who of your friends’ friends is acting a little different, not coming ’round etc. Had a party recently where you were showing off your chops?

    A sound and motion activated security camera can be found HERE, for under $100

    http://www.chinavision.com

    One warning about hidden surveillence…as they say “you won’t believe your eyes!”.
    Indeed. When entering the dark world of “looking out for yourself, cause no-one else does”….be prepared to shake your head in disbelief, and shed a tear for the evil that lurks in the hearts of your fellow man…

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