This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Gross Me Out
I work in a downtown office building. When I went into my floor’s washroom today, some bozo bitch was in a stall, loudly yakking away on her cell. I couldn’t frigging believe it.I only wish I could have produced enough stink to melt her goddamn phone
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I’ve encountered this in the men’s room. The trick is to fart as loud and long as you can, preferably in the stall right next to the pie-hole flapper.
Who cares? They’re the ones on the phone. Make as much noise as you can. The louder, the better. You got nobody to answer to.
Sing! Loud and strong! LALALALALALALALALALALA and don’t stop till the idiot turns off the cell or has surgery to remove the damn thing from her ear.
Sing! Loud and strong! LALALALALALALALALALALA and don’t stop till the idiot turns off the cell or has surgery to remove the damn thing from her ear.
How sanitary xan it be to be in a stall using the washroom and talking on the phone. To also have the person on the other end listing to that. I think that’s gross and who uses a cellphone in the washroom anyhow , can’t ya wait till your done??