You pick your boogers and play with them in your mouth.
Throw farts in my face. You eat way too many itzakadoodles and leave the sticky wrappers around.
But i love you, for ever.—A big C with a little C
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2010.
Gross face A big C with a little C
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I really hope this is parent-to-child, because, if not, it’s the most stomach-churning Savage Love ever and I’m going back to looking at cute cat pictures at that cheezeburger place.
i’m not sure what to make of this either mr. ivan…a big child with a little child?
A big cunt with a little cunt. no censoring needed. Because thats exactly what it is.
Oh, god. Why did I read this? You two revolting fuckers keep it to yourselves, please.
Glad to see you aimed for the stars…
Hmmm… now what could you possibly get as a wedding gift for such a couple? Ideas?
Hand sanitizer?