To the guy who ogled the chick walking up the road this afternoon at South Street and Robie: You were working on the house there on the corner. Sick. You actually stepped out in to traffic to keep her behind in view, saying god knows what to her making the “hey come back here” motions with your hands and head. NIce douchestrap too. Poor girl. I’m a guy and I can’t imagine hooting and hollering at anyone walking by me. How rude. You’re gross. As if.
Query, to all the straight men out there: Does this type of behaviour ever work? Has anyone actually stared at a chick’s ass for five minutes while she walked away from you only to be rewarded by her coming back and fucking you? There must be some kind of incredible re-enforcement for this type of behaviour for gross men everywhere to keep doing it. -Gross
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2014.
Yep, works every time without fail.
Yeah, even if I do it (a big ole Hali-gay here), they fuck me like no tomorrow…
Query: OB, how is working on the house there on the corner “sick”?
“How rude. You’re gross. As if.”
OP are you going out of your way to sound stupid?
OB, I guess if it was a guy with a hot ass, you’d be okay with that or are you jealous because he didn’t hoot at you.
reinforcement – potential penthouse forum contributor. (does that still exist?)
op, you sure you’re straight and/or male? I mean ‘as if?’ really? sounds kind of valley girl to me.
I bet you’re the limp dick bandit who complained about the butter chicken?
AN UNDERCLASS OGLER
The ogler working on a house at the corner of South Street and Robie is not a member of the Halifax Underclass because he ogled the behind of a passing chick but rather because he was working on a house which was clearly not his own. Anyone working on a house on the corner of South Street and Robie who ogled the behind of a passing chick would never be permitted to live there. He simply got above his Halifax Underclass station and must therefore be immediately sent back down.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
underclass? what is this? England in the 1800’s?
^^^Nope, I was there during that decade, I crossed the Atlantic on the 52.