Keep your illegal substances out of the work place! Not everyone wants to smell that shit all day. Not to mention you could get fired! —Gonna Be Sick
This article appears in Apr 19-25, 2012.
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Work your way up to shift manager and you can discipline him yourself. Now, I’d like chipotle sauce, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes. Hold the onions.
Let him know that a spriz or three of freebreeze will fix it right up….or so i’ve been told.
Report the dumbfuck. It’s an OH&S issue. A stoned jackoff almost cut my fingers off on the jobsite. He thought it was funny, but I was the one in surgery.
Fuck off! Your holier-than-thou moralistic attitude belongs in the US.
Yup, you’re right! I once watched a Stoner drive a Road Roller over all of our job site gear; Shovels, rakes, his own lunchbox… That’s what you get for smoking up behind the porta-potty before first break!
What people do on their own time is their own business. Smoking up at work, however, is another thing. He deserves to be canned
Le pot?
Le Wp
I’d be more sympathetic to your plight if you weren’t so whingey.
Meh, if it were a call centre, I could not careless what drugs people want to do at work. As for more “important” jobs where people could be negatively impacted or safety is a factor, it would bother me.
So, if you work at a call centre, OB: Fuck off and stop taking your shitty job so damn seriously. If you want a real job, get one. 😀
I’d much rather smell a little pot than smell a bunch of Axe body spray, cheap perfume or febreeze.. at least then I know someone is having fun and it won’t clog up my sinuses.
Yes, but it’s ok to take a rainbow assortment of antidepressants and pain meds though, right? Because those have no effect on judgement at all.
pot is one of the least offensive things that i smell. unless it’s mixed with body funk and patchouli, but sometimes even that’s better then the air freshener/body mist/feminine crotch spray…do they still sell that?
“feminine crotch spray”? Sounds like something you could use when camping to drive off hungry wolverines.
haha, look this one is an aerosol can http://blog.mysanantonio.com/timewasters/f…
Or, you know you could always just wash your box.
That’s an option too.
And if you still smell, a trip to the doc may be in order.
FFS, ladies!
I’m sure the funk of self-righteousness smells much better then pot. (to you, anyway)
hey buddy why do u feel the need 2 b a snichy bitch, fuck u buddy, I’M BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
i grew up in the sixties, but that shit was nasty. tang would have been better for the nether regions. sorry this has gone off the rails into crotch territory…backs away
Glad you’re backing away from the funky pussy trail, Painey! Talk about your red herrings…
Back to the OB: Why do you think the dishdogs like to take the trash out to the dumpster?
if you wanna use dope/drink on a job site, the you fucking deserve what you get. i would get rid of you in a country second, and i have done just that. there is no room for fucking douchebags in the work place. and if anyone thinks this is okay, then i hope to fuck, you get your ass fired too.
Anybody reeking of grass on the job deserves to be canned. It impairs judgment and usually is against company policy, meaning the culprit doesn’t take his job seriously. The place where you might get away with this might be in the lawn care industry.
Better then pot?
Like Sarah Silverman says, “Ladies, I promise you, you do not need vaginal deodorant. You need a doctor. If you use simple soap and water and there is still a rancid odor, don’t spray perfume on it, that’s crazy! A few people have told me that my vagina smells like.. a peach.. a peach-tree dish..?” 😀 hehe