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Hey roomie, sorry I threw out your moldy bread. I didn’t know you wanted to eat it even after you knew it was green. You didn’t have to have a shit fit.
By the way, you’re disgusting.
—Too bad your friends don’t know how gross you are…
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2009.
10 Comments
Before you throw something out, take a photo of it first, by cell or digital, then show it to the moron before he throws his tantrum. Or you could put it in a grocery bag, chuck it in the back of the fridge and let it mutate.
you should have cloned it before throwing it out, its that important.
Just 2 more feet and he can fit it in the fridge.
You should have kept it. A cheap way to have peniclian on hand.
I threw out some peanut brittle that had melted itself into the tissue paper it was sitting on, and my bf was not impressed, he was totally still gonna eat that.
Some men will eat anything. My spouse once ate a moldy muffin and just shrugged.
My husband would eat meat that’s been left out on the counter all night. Go fig.
It wasn’t a man. It was a woman.
It was a controller.
I remember drinking an entire glass of expired milk once…
my mother poured herself a glass and nearly chucked after a half-sip. A dwindled sense of smell can lead to some interesting food opportunities.
fyi, when I read this, all I could see was that kid from “spawn” puking after eating the green dumpster-sandwich.