To the freak lady who decided to rub against me, stand in front of me with her arms crossed like some sort of security guard and THEN took pics of me on her cell phone in the dairy aisle of the grocery store….then followed me to the coffee aisle and once again stood in front of me with her arms crossed while I repeatedly asked her if there was something wrong and refused to answer me.
What in the Hell is wrong with you!?!? ARE YOU OFF YOUR F@#$ING MEDS!?
Since when did I have to be treated like a criminal for buying groceries? Next time, I will call the police on you. —No more Mr. Nice guy
This article appears in Oct 31 – Nov 6, 2013.
This time, you should have called the police.
Seriously mate, if somebody is going to go out of their way to fuck with you, make it expensive for them.
Should have shouted: ‘STRAIGHT JACKET ON AISLE 9!’
Or you could have yelled, “SHE TOUCHED MY BREASTS!” Or whatever random body part.
She could very well be off her meds…but in a strange way, maybe she was indirectly telling you she liked you.
Next time!? Get the store manager now or security.
creepy!
A whole coffee aisle? Where is this grocery store?
“SHE TOUCHED MY SPECIAL AREA” – Ralph Wiggum
9-1-1 and have the police will deal with the crazy …. your proof is the pic she took of you. Store management and their ”security” are not worth calling in as they have about as much authority as a grape in the produce section.
Are you black?
A pleasure as always/
Cheerio!
You should have stared at her tits…
the problem would have solved itself
I didn’t know Oprah shopped in Shawshank?
I can’t say much about the unwanted touching, the rubbing as OB called it. But the police arn’t going to do anything because someone is looking at you. I can stand in front of anyone I like and cross my arms, its a dick move but not against any law. I can also take pictures of whoever I want where there is no reasonable expectation of privacy. The store may have a policy in place, but that policy still wouldn’t fall under the criminal code of Canada. Then even if you involved the police, what would their response time be? Do you want to wait at a grocery store, maybe with your arms crossed, waiting an hour or more for a cruiser to show up? And in that time the woman would be long gone. Then if it all worked out would you seriously dedicate your time to pursuing charges and the ensuing court time?
There’s crazy people everywhere. Its a fact of life and you have to learn to deal with it.
If you want to see examples of this behaviour and a hell of a lot worse, then I can recommend a few Youtube channels.
PublicPrank
Whatever
JStuStudios
edbassmaster
and countless others…….
I like Nikki&John
Nikki&John are hilarious. Their channel got watered down after he proposed to her. I don’t care about their personal lives, I care about the pranks. Thats why I subscribe to prank channels, not “we love each other” channels.
The channels I listed were more about messing with random strangers. I find there’s more humour in it because of the wide range of reactions.