I don’t care how you keep your own place at home, you filthy pigs, but when you are shopping in a grocery store, don’t root through the meat produce like a fucking pig snorting in a trough. Don’t mess up all the cans either and then walk away as if you are the fucking Queen of England leaving everything a fucking mess, and when you are in the bakery section, DON’T turn pies and cupcakes upside down. So many of you shoppers do this and it ruins it for me when I try to shop and have to put up with the fucking low standards of other shoppers. Have some fucking consideration and try to keep things neat and tidy. Thank you. —Fed up Shopper at Grocery Store
This article appears in Aug 21-27, 2014.
‘…DON’T turn pies and cupcakes upside down.’
Are you fucking serious?! Funniest OCD bitch ever!
Speaking of grocery store pigs, I saw a cellophane tray of cookies on the shelf one day and it had obviously been broken open by someone having a small feeding frenzy. It looked like about half a dozen were missing. I assume that was probably the most they could shove in their mouth before they got caught.
Maybe it’s the same asshole who pinches loaves in the staff bathroom at work and neglects to flush.
What is WRONG with people?
I like mushing up the mini peanut buttercups in the package then put them back on the shelf.
Pretty Kitty, maybe you should grab a sample for testing and then demand everyone in the workplace have DNA testing to match it to the culprit. It would totally be worth it. Punishment would be cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush.
And I never did find out who was cheating our office coffee fund by not paying the agreed per-cup donation. . Management wouldn’t let me set up video surveillance to catch her/him. The fund went bankrupt. It only takes one person!
Hmmm, I am sure there are other pies and cupcakes for you to choose. Can’t believe someone still eats this garbage.
Cans? Who cares if the cans are not in alignment?
Your bitch comes off as an employee rather than a consumer.
The turd wasn’t even brag-worthy, either, Full of Beans. I mean, I could see if it was a double flusher, but damn. This was pathetic. No one had a pep in their step after dropping that sad ass load.
Then there are those areas in grocery stores where one has to go through umpteen cans or boxes of product to find a few that don’t look as if someone had been playing football with them, since many have more dents than Mr. Magoo’s car. Hard to tell if that mainly is caused by customers or staff.
Next – condiment and dairy sections with sticky shelves, meaning something was opened and leaked. Bad enough to see the sticky spots but moreso with a fly, or worse, stuck in the goo. Double check your product tops / closures, before tossing the item into the cart.
Anything in plastic wrap certainly needs a good going over for holes, open ends, missing product etc. The joys of sharing a public space – with a very active public.
And think of how many people manhandled the produce before you got to it. People feeling up tomatoes and apples and picking through lettuce, etc… to get the best one.
Food (*snort*) for thought, guys.