To the handsome, tall man with the unreal head of hair at the Superstore on Barrington today,
I want to apologize for blatantly checking you out in the fruit&veg section several times and not making a move. You gave me a second chance when you came up behind me in the check out line and I wish I had the guts to give you a smile or say anything. Maybe one day I will see you again and not just stare from afar, but actually say something. —Fellow Tuesday Grocery Shopper
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2015.
We’ll probably read a bitch about this later from the other party.