To the short stylish brunette in the special water aisle at Sobeys—your eyes and smile are stunning. Confident stride with my favourite choice of carbonated beverage in hand. Hope to run into you in aisle 2 again soon —Scarved and smitten

This article appears in Dec 1-7, 2016.

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  1. This is so weird. “Confident stride with my favourite choice of carbonated beverage in hand.”

    Just fucking ask her out and stop making us read your lame ‘smitten grocery store person’ crap. It’s gross.

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