I had my hands full of food for my family when we met at the door of the restaurant. You opened the door, and I stepped through it with a smile. I was in a good mood and smiled at you. But, your bitchy attitude took my smile away.
What right do you have to say, “EXCUSE ME?!?!?!? What happened to ladies before gentleman?”
Fuck you, lady. Do you have any idea how logging roads work? “Loaded” has right of way, and “unloaded” is supposed to pull to the side so that the two logging trucks don’t meet on a narrow part of the road. —Take My Load, You Trucker Mouth
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
I have this issue with one of my grandmothers nearly every time….
I mean, if the door is a push, how is it convenient to both open it and hold there until you’ve gone through??? I need to go through first to hold the door with any form or grace.
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You should have said, “Don’t know go ask someone who gives a shit.”
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Response: “I don’t see a lady.”
Actually, I read it as SET who barged through the door. Did you make eye contact OB, was she aware that you were going ahead, did she pause and give you a nod? I suspect the answers to these questions, and more, is no.
To me your just an ass who couldn’t wait his turn.
Mickey Dees, right?
I was brought up to respect my elders, but in this case, I’m with Koda.
“You’re no lady, You’re an SET muwahahahaha”
Once a lady said something like that to my buddy and he did the Tongue/Cheek blowjob action; the lady almost wet herself. We laughed all the way to the car.
“Do you have any idea how logging roads work? “Loaded” has right of way, and “unloaded” is supposed to pull to the side so that the two logging trucks don’t meet on a narrow part of the road.”
Does ANYONE, besides loggers and maybe fans of that reality show on History TV, know these rules? How in the blue fuck do you expect the average person to know? Jesus, my father has been a truck driver his whole life and I’ve never heard of this rule before today. What an asinine statement to make. You may as well have just said “Jesus lady. Don’t you know the rules of open heart surgery? You attach the ventricle BEFORE you attach the artery.”
I’m not condoning what she did but never assume that someone is holding a door open for you, even if your hands ARE full. That’s just common sense.
He’s the SET Hugo? Really? Not the woman who thought that just because she’s a woman she can’t, or shouldn’t have to hold a door for a man carrying a bunch of things in his arms? Apparently she didn’t mean to open the door for him but:
a) She should have in the first place
b) So what? He went thru the door ahead of her. To make an ignorant sexist statement as a result of that is textbook SET bullshit.
c) He smiled and thanked her for her courtesy, whether or not it was intended. If I was her I would have just brushed it off. Matter fact, if the gender of the OP and the subject of this bitch were reversed, the man would be socially expected to just brush it off and ignore the rudeness because “ladies first”.
I disagree good sir.
” You opened the door, and I stepped through it with a smile. ” – No “excuse me please”, no “thank you”, no manners. Maybe she saw his smile as an ingratiating smirk.
Oh well, if we all saw everything the same way, the world would be boring.
Very true Hugo, would make things easier but quite boring.
Especially for folks like you and me who enjoy a good argument/debate.
I bet the woman has done this to other people before and thinks it’s ok because she’s the woman. Times have changed. I feel like regardless of gender you should hold the door for someone with their hands full, after all they can’t open the door for themselves.
I think it’s more obnoxious to assume that you get to have the door held for you just because of your gender than it is to assume that someone is holding the door for you when you have your hands full.
I’d give her more points if she didn’t use the “ladies first” argument.
Really lady, who cares? Most other people probably hold it for you on a daily basis, and this one time you had to hold it for *gasp* a man, and you make a fuss about it. Get the fuck over yourself. Women like this hold the equality movement back. Double standard enforcing jerk.
How much food could you have where you couldn’t hold a door? and if you need the right of way, say something. BTW the days of guys holding the door for girls are LONG GONE. The only time I see guys hold the door now is if it’s their mother or the girlfriend is super hot.
OP, never hold the door for someone. Works every time.
I would also assume that by the term ‘Grey Haired’ you meant she was older, so that’s strike 2 douchebag and I’d still like to know how goddam heavy could that food be? Perhaps you got soup with no lid so you had to be super careful as you walked to your car?
OH yah Sebastard, it works does it? Thats how you roll? Thats what makes your clock tick? Happy?
I hold doors for men and women, when I feel like it. I’m sure most of us do as well.
The days of men holding the door open for women are over huh? Boo hoo. If that is indeed tree, maybe that’s because the days of women not being able to vote, drive, work or own property are also gone.
See zZz’s image.
In other words, I disagree that men don’t hold doors for women anymore, but even if you’re right, so what? A stranger should appreciate any courtesy extended to them regardless of gender.
This wouldn’t ever come up if OP was female and the subject of the bitch was male. The man would be considered rude either way. I can see it now.
Appreciate courtesy, don’t take it for granted or expect it.
I’m with zZz, it all depends on how the door swings. If the door swings out towards the lady, then it should have made sense to her that she had two choices. 1 – hold the door open for the man, of 2 – step back far enough and let the man get into position to hold it open for her.
I wrote this bitch, and I swear that she held the door for me, then bitched after I stepped through.
“I’ve never heard of this rule before today”
It is not a new rule. logging trucks typically come out of the mountains towards a valley bottom where the paved roads are. A loaded truck is harder to stop, especially when its coming down a hill.
Just what the fuck do you think the mileage signs are for? When you travel a logging road, you announce yourself on the two-way radio, something like “10kms, loaded” or “5kms, empty”. When you notice that you are getting close to someone then you announce, “6kms, empty, and I’m pulled over” then the loaded truck knows that he isn’t going to run head-on into you.
I wish people wouldn’t cut down trees for toilet paper.
shows how much you know , smelly tree hugger
trees dont get cut down for toilet paper, toilet paper is mostly a by product of the lumber industry that makes better use of the entire tree.
Then wipe your ass with your left hand in solidarity with the developing world. Maybe you can get a Canada Council grant and call it expressionistic poetry.
No, I never did read any Sid fucking Marty you pissant, scribbling,condetcending swat.
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