To the person who drives the old green Econoline travel van with the plastic owl fixed on the roof:
You backed into my parked car on Fern Street on Monday morning August 16th. There were witnesses. The police are now looking for you. Fess up and email me to make arrangements to pay for the damage you caused on my Subaru.
reynolds804@hotmail.com —Sick of people damaging my car while its parked
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.


“green Econoline travel van with the plastic owl fixed on the roof” Wow, sounds tacky. They hit your Subaru, that sucks. Won’t be cheap to fix. Hope they get found.
With such a detailed description, it shouldn’t be hard for the police to locate the vehicle. Hope they catch the guy.
I saw this vehicle yesterday, it was parked near the pizza corner: http://tinyurl.com/2fdx4uq
What a horrible monster. Drink his blood!