To the guys who are spray painting dicks and hate messages at the Gladstones. I have two kids under five. Thanks for being assholes and forcing me to explain to them that assholes exist in this world. —Tax Payer

This article appears in Apr 7-13, 2011.

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  1. Better they hear it from their Mom, OP. But, yes Spray Cans and Congenital Cretins are a bad mix.
    Very Valid Bitch.

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  3. “See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!” -Team America

    Now that’s off my chest… Unfortunately your children will learn early about all the bullshit in the world… Better for you to explain it than anyone else. Good luck parenting

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  4. Sebastian’s there now gazing in awe and asking people to photograph him next to the “artwork.”

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  7. they probly know more than you do already anyway. living in that area, they learn fast.

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  8. Typical North End behavior. OP, vote to evict the poor from North End and you’ll see the area improve.

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  9. I can’t wait to leave my large, cheapish North End apartment and cram into an expensive little box in the South end <3

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  10. You won’t have anything resembling a dick to look at, sebastian. Think before you write something so stupid. While you’re at it, go back to Berwick.

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