I just realized that if I had lots to say I would have said it with all the time I had to say it in. But the sparks been gone for months. I’m not sure but what I do know is that the time is coming ever so quickly. That I’m so bad at saying goodbye that I’ve forgotten how to and my inability to do so properly is the only thing that seems to be showing. Things always seem to end on a bad note and unfortunately that’s how most people I’ve crossed roads with seem to remember me. The only thing I hope for now is that you live long and prosper and that maybe I can say goodbye properly this time that would be a good start at a change maybe.
—The Cotton-Headed Ninny Muffin
PS: You’re not a Pisces cuz if so I’m so pissed. And not just because I said happy birthday like two months too soon, but because I can’t lie or my bird will shrink even more and I nobody wants that to happen.
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.
you sound like a female for the most part, then you say” or my bird will shrink”. this is where you lost me and probly a lot of others. i get you are kissing off someone, so be it, do it and move on. but do you think they read these comments, and if so, could figure out your goodbye.a simple see ya should suffice, see yas.
LS… that you were able to understand this cryptic mess is impressive. Cause I’ve read it through a few times and each time it just confuses me even more.
So OP- yeah, what LS said……
Yeaaa…..that was a confusing minute of my life!
I’m completely lost on this bitch. I don’t know if it’s because I’m exhausted or what… but, wtf?
I think they’re ending the relationship because school is ending and they want to go about their own life.
of course, that is a guess because this is so cryptic, indiana jones would be saying “WTF?!?!?”
I respect you for understanding that dribble. But, I’m still lost on the horoscope sign part.
don’t think it’s that z… “the sparks have been gone for months”….. I’m just going to assume they are gone because the OP is just really strange and she (his whatever…..) found out when they woke up the next morning. As far as she is concerned, this was over before it began and she regrets it. Kind of the like the whole Michael Scott-Jan thing before they became a couple on The Office. OP has disillusioned himself into thinking they are still together when the chick barely even remembers what he looks like.
That’s my take. Dude is just uber weird.
Just wasted 13 seconds of my life reading this one. I want them back.
cheese dog sniff fart bubble. waxy muscle slid lucidly sneezing popcorn laugh.
z… you are seriously fucked. And to think I report to you.
what I typed makes about as much sense as the post…
and it’s Hot Prof Z to you….
oh for god sake
Ouch, this was painful for my brain to read.