I have put up with a lot of shit from this company. You took away specialized jobs from me, you FIRED ME when I was away on a leave (and didn’t tell me), and today you had the balls to cancel my last shift EVER at the store in order to save hours. Believe it or not, I was actually looking forward working tomorrow so I could say goodbye to my colleagues and leave on a high note.
FUCK YOU for being a company who puts the almighty dollar ahead of its valuable workforce, FUCK YOU for having management that is caught up in so much red tape your office looks like a goddamn Santa’s village, and – most of all – FUCK YOU for not realizing how good of an employee I was despite all the shit you threw my way.
I hope you miss me now that I’m gone, you dumb fucks. —Irate Shelf-Stocker
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.


That’s outrageous OP! Good luck out there!
I’m confused you got fired but you still had shifts? or were you laid off,
What’s with the “Thanks for the fish” part of the title? There is no mention of fish in the bitch. Is it an acronym? If so, what does it stand for and why is it not capitalized? Did you steal some fish OB? Maybe that’s why you got fired.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Fn4LYeGu4zw/ThDz…
So tell us which shop it is so we never go there…
ah, all the fish are missing….
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj105/c…
Lol, duhhh!!! Zoom, right over my head on that one, my bad. Lol
I still don’t get the fish part, probably because I never read that book. I did read Hitchhiker’s Guide the Galaxy though, long ago. Oh well..
Might as well be honest, see other bitch on same subject – I’ve no fucking idea what this is all about, either you didn’t specify and provide details, or as I suspect, I’m as stupid as Tom Cunts dog.
Damn, that’s a pisser. I hope you had time to hide a ham sandwich in the acoustic ceiling tiles before you left.
I think the fish the OP is stating is a motivational program some workplaces have. It is like a compliment card on a job well done. It is called the fish philosophy and having fun at work etc. I worked at a place that had it and it was hokey but kinda fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt8bQ8QeyhE
cancelled the last shift? I’ll bet that OP does not understand the definition of ‘regularly scheduled shift’ and he is bitching about a shift that doesn’t belong to him.
Maybe the Vogons will demolish the store to make way for an inter-galactic highway.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Long,_and_…
Honestly, OB, when I was a restaurant manager and someone gave 2 weeks notice, I would do everything in my power to cover their shifts for their second week. Restaurant employees on their last shifts have little to lose, and may be too tempted by telling off customers, blowing off shifts, petty theft, etc.
You almost have to be a jerk to make it in the food service industry, which is one of the reasons I left it.
That’s outrageous!! There’s a company out there that wants to make money over friends?!! Get used to it OP, sadly this is the way the world works.
Dude, you were FIRED! You don’t get fired for NO reason, even if you want us to beloive that. And they FIRED you and that’s the reason you didn’t get your last shift. It’s so you can’t damage anything – people, reputations, food, equipment, etc. You were FIRED and clearly, you couldn’t have been that much of an asset… right? Take some ownership of the situation and be an adult, eh?!
quit stealin fish from your employer and you won’t get fired.
Department of labour is down on Terminal rd by the trainstation.
Xenophilia
I threw food up on the ceiling tiles at Cora’s after I gave notice. Lots of meat. Probably raining maggots in the dishpit.