Having an uncle pull me aside and tell me he could get me pregnant was a WONDERFUL experience. — Thank fuck for good friends
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2014.
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Having an uncle pull me aside and tell me he could get me pregnant was a WONDERFUL experience. — Thank fuck for good friends
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2014.
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On the plus side, the banjo playing was sublime.
Was the reunion just outside of Wolfville?
Omg aaahahahahaha that made my morning! You have to laugh at that OP!
Icky but not illegal, unfortunately.
4:00am posts? Our Mod is feeding us early now…
I actually find one of my uncles quite attractive.
Yeah, but does he find YOU attractive?
He’s too Catholic to admit it.
There’s nothing too Catholic about inappropriate sex with boys!!
Better than the uncle who creeps into your room when you’re a child.
calling, mr. mackie.
Thank you, mod, for finally posting my bitch! 🙂
I’m over it now, but after uncle approached me privately at the family reunion in NB (I’m from NS but have a lot of family in NB), I couldn’t even look at him anymore for the rest of the get-together.
Uncle probably couldn’t get it around his head that I was a relative since I’ve only seen him 3-4 times in my 34 years of life, the last being when I was in junior high. But come fucking on! Who does that?! Ewww!
NB – no further exposition required.
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