What the fuck is it with you assholes who push over the mailbox outside my building? Pushing over a mailbox is a federal offense. I’ve made it a point to start calling the cops as soon as I hear the tell-tale smash, just a word of warning.

tired of mail order idiots

This article appears in Aug 28 – Sep 3, 2008.

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  1. I hate when this happens… Every fortnight on payday, I send a flat of farm-fresh free-range eggs via Parcel Post to my cousin in Westmoreland. Because of the thoughtless actions of these vandals,,, well let’s just say, he’s learned to eat them scrambled…

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  2. OP, I think you should place your attentions where they belong: reporting illegal downloads of blockbuster movies. That is a federal offense as well, and there’s a sizable fine involved.

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  3. A bit off topic, but has anyone ever seen the game Postal 2, it is fucked up big-time. In the game you can light people on fire and if you are inclined you can piss on them to put out the fire. Why would a game like that even make it to the shelves?

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