We get it. You heard that our store was going out of business at our location, along with several others, so you thought you’d come in and score some awesome deals on lingerie. Bad news for you is our suppliers don’t make g-strings that fit your girth, so don’t come asking me if we have a larger size in stock out back. After hearing your friend say “It’s a g-string, it’ll stretch” made me throw up a little in my throat. My coworker had to run out back to avoid bursting into laughter. The image of you squeezing your cottage cheese thighs into that makes me feel pity for the clothing fibers. —StaffedNotStuffed
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2011.
What a wonderful person and employee you are OP.
People must LOVE being around you.
You’re an asshole, OP.
This isn’t a bitch, but you are.
Hahaha
hahaha the OP is right though. some people really are just STUPID about what size clothing they really should wear. Its quite awful, but I chose to laugh than puke/gag all over them.
the bitcher here is an awful person. some bimbo twinkie who thinks only thin people can be sexy. how shallow and disgusting. maybe someone loves the g-string shopper and thinks they look good in a g-string, regardless of their physical traits.
I mean, you work in a lingerie store.
i find that pretty pathetic. and god, don’t i laugh when i walk by and see you readjusting bras on mannequins! I almost have to stifle my laughter with my friends when I see ‘Now Hiring’ on lingerie shop windows. Only stupid, uneducated losers work in lingerie shops.
Feels great to take someone down for no reason.
..hmmm methinks we have a little pent up anger op
OP you have a much more unattractive personality then this person physical appearance I’m sure. Love comes in all sizes and I applaud this woman for being able to feel sexy in those clothes.
And you have to wear thongs when wearing dress pants so I applaud the lady for not having underwear lines.
The OB is a twat. Oops my bad. A twat is useful.
And I thought businesses were going under due to the economy.
Pictures please. No, wait. I just had lunch and don’t want to throw up. Such clothing should come with weight restrictions.
That ain’t a g-string, thats the whole alphabet.
OB…you should have moved them over to the lycra/spandex area of the store ~8/
Nothing more attractive than 20 lbs of shit in a 10 lb bag !
Sounds like you need to get stuffed, fast.
Hilarious.
But remember this, with a fat one you get more for your money. And it takes somewhat longer to circumnavigate her.
well, if it was a decent place, you would not be going out of business. seems to me, that you didn’t have anything to ofer the average public, so you lost the support for your store, that you might have had. that is, if you carried a variety of izes, instead of just for twggy type of person.
business sucks, and some places get sucked into the vacumn of losing sales. you were one.
Every clothing store should have one of those ‘Mirror, Mirror on the Wall’ mirrors in their change rooms. Only make them unable to lie and unbreakable would probably be a good idea too.
20lbs will not fit in a 5lb bag, but you can try!
yeah, dolly parton always does it, bluey.